Crispy Juice

When something is juuuust right, in perfect balance, the Goldilocks effect. When something could easily be ruined but is not due to tact, diligence, and luck. Also slang for intoxicants.

That juice was reeeeal crispy last night.

-What you mean the show?

Yaaa that was some super crispy juice.

-Toadly.

by EvenMore March 5, 2012

i don't know juice

A non existant beverage, or at least not available to parents.

"Daddy can you get me a drink"

"Sure what do you want"
"I don't know"
" I will see if we have any i don't know juice"

by jimbo the greatest 351 August 5, 2018

Concern Juice

A beverage to drink when concerned.

Bob: Take my liver.
Gary Miller: Concern juice.
Bob: Lol. Your now concerned, loser.
Gary Miller: Can I still have your liver though?
Bob: Only if you finish your concern juice.
Gary Miller finishes his concern juice and takes Bob's liver.

Then you make-out.
The End.
Bob: I love you, Gary Miller.
Gary Miller: I love you too, Bob.

by Starry Soleil November 22, 2021

evil juice box

Giving oral to a blue waffle cream pie.

I can't believe that William gave oral to an evil juice box.

by Rhea Surana May 21, 2016

Juice wrld

A g.o.a.t. Rapper who died due to carrying 80 lbs of weed in his suitcase and committed suicide by popping a perc

Did you hear about what happened to juice wrld
Yeah, it’s so sad

by Binomialcello40 December 16, 2019

Queef Juice

Synonym for Chug Jug item in the video game Fortnite

Hey I’m man I’m low and health you got shields or a Queef Juice?

by Some Guy •_• August 27, 2018

Juice

A refreshing popular beverage made from all kinds of fruits and vegetables; apple juice... grape juice... they taste good.

“The local farmers market was all out of that pomegranate juice I really like.”

by Hickory Bush September 2, 2020