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Jens's Constant 

The result when summing all the divisors of the numbers from 1 to 9. Seems to be a fundamental constant of nature, since it occurs many times on the Internet.
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Jens's Constant by sevenfour March 2, 2021
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it's not a tumor 

Phrase to be spoken in a terrible Austrian accent after having heard the word "tumor" in any way, shape, or form.
"Thank goodness the tumor was benign!"

"It's NOT a TOO-mah!"

"Look, just shut up."

Stacy's Mom 

She's got it going on. She's all I want and I've waited so long.
"I know it might be wrong, but I'm in love with Stacy's mom"
Stacy's Mom by imgonnarockurmom2night September 27, 2018

Dingo's Kidneys 

A Douglas Adams original, was used multiple times in his book "The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy". Usually (but not necessarily) following "a load of", dingo's kidneys means rubbish, bollucks, crap or bullshit.
Seriously? I have to give an example in a sentence? I can't just leave it blank? WTF?! That's a load of dingo's kidneys!
Dingo's Kidneys by wfly81 July 1, 2014

Tomska's Law 

Anything you say online can and will be seen by the person you're said it about.
Guy 1: That guy really sucks, I'm gonna trash talk him online
Guy 2: I wouldn't do that if I were you. Remember TomSka's Law?
Guy 1: Oh yeah
Tomska's Law by benpiano800 January 22, 2021

Mickey's Fine Malt Liquor 

Mickey's Fine Malt Liquor or Mickey's Fine Malt for short , is a brand of malt liquor that comes in a green 40 0z kinda like Heineken but with a hornet 🐝 mascot , really popular in the 1990s.

Other malt liquor beers like this include

St. Ides , Olde English 800, Colt 45 ,

Schlitz malt liquor, King Cobra Premium Malt Liquor , steel reserve 211 ,

Hurricane 500 &
Big Bear Premium Malt Liquor .

If you drink any of these your are probably

1 . live the hood / ghetto

2 . Homeless

3 . Poor college kid looking to get drunk / buzzed .

4 . Possibly irish due to it coming in

A green bottle and having a irish name Mickey's.

They can be found at pretty much any corner store that sells alcohol.
Mickey's Fine Malt Liquor is a Fine Malt Liquor Ale Beer with 5.6% ABV. Crisp and balanced grain forward with a moderate hop flavor and bitter blend. It has a refreshing smooth finish and pairs well with any occasion. Mickey's is well-known for it's innovative packaging, such as the stubby 12 oz.

Brand - Mickey's 🐝

Count - Single

Style - Malt Liquor