suckasm 

Attempted humour that is dry and generally unfunny.

Suckasm is aligned with sarcasm, and well recognised as the lowest form of humour.

Man, i'm so sick of marshall's suckasm.

Marsh tries to be funny, but his suckasm is really getting to me.

suckasm by tanman69 November 5, 2008

suckle my knuckle

To suck some balls.

Get in the car and put on your buckle, so you can hurry up and suckle my knuckle

suckle my knuckle by vicktorfrederiksen May 31, 2011

Cock Suckula 

1, A guy who dresses up like an emo/goth and pretends to be an vampire whilst experimenting with other guys, claiming to be homosexual or bisexual. The Cock Suckula tends to be shy and dark, which would express his dark and troubled soul. This is regulary just a phase, but some individuals is never cured and eventually evolves into Elder Cock Suckulas. These abominations are roaming the streets at night all dressed-up in Sisters of Mercy merch and make-up, hunting down their preys with unmatched beastliness.

2, faggot ass vampire in a book written by a cunt

Brad: So I went to see this new twillight bullshit movie with Sarah last night. I paid 20 bucks for those tickets, fucking robbery.. At least I got to fuck.

Jerry: Yeah, I bet she got all horned up by the sight of that Cock Suckula Cullen.

*Shadow swooshing by*

Jerry: Wow! Did you see that bat? Fucking hell, hate those creeps!

Jerry: Brad? Where did you go? What the fuck man, c'mon!
Seriously man, come out! It's not even funny!
Well screw this, I'm going ho...uuurhgggggggg!

*Elder Cock Suckula urges for blood, nevermore*

Cock Suckula by uhgdjkkrsdgh June 16, 2010

Cock Sucker 

Somebody that enjoys sucking a lot of cock.

Note: Usually, people define a cock sucker as a whore but that's usually only when he or she does it with multiple people and not just one. This act can be done by homosexuals or heterosexuals.

Dillon is a cock sucker because it does weekly with his boyfriend.

Cock Sucker by Night-Light April 12, 2011

break'em from sucking eggs 

A peice of wood carefully carved to the size and shape of an average laying hen egg , then painted white. This fake
egg would be placed in with the other hens eggs in hope of any snake that comes to feed on eggs would by chance swallow this fake wooden egg. If the snake must swallow this fake egg, the snake will surely die.

Stopping a person from repeating an act that you do not approve of by causing this person misfortune upon the next attempt of this act .

"Some one is opening co-workers lunch boxes and stealing there lunch"

A few co-workers desided bring decoy lunch boxes to work. The food inside is lace with ex-lax. They may not no who it is stealing , but they will break'em from sucking eggs

break'em from sucking eggs by 9krome June 4, 2011

suckatorium 

A wall full of glory holes often found in a gay sex club.

Tim was in desperate need of some relief so he headed down to Klub Kruise, paid his entry fee and headed straight to the suckatorium to get manhandled and sucked off. After blowing his load it was like a weight had been lifted off his shoulders and (insert cliches here).

suckatorium by schonell August 14, 2008

tongue sucker

someone who gets turned on whilst kissing by the other person sucking there tongue.

'suck my tongue mr tongue sucker'

tongue sucker by amy, jimmy and grant October 11, 2005