Direct Shit

The frustrating rocket launcher from the game Team Fortress 2 which can one shoot scout

I get owned by the direct shit

by TotallyNotLime March 1, 2021

no shit dora

something you use when youur dumbass friend says smth that is obvious asf

1:super straight people must be cancelled
2:no shit dora

by cancelsuperstraightbitches May 1, 2021

Shitful Thinking

When one does think that the future will be shitful and it ends up being fine.

John: Lets go out tonight honey.
Sophie: I'm to tired john.
John: Com'on it will be fine
Sophie: Alright (sigh)

3 hours later

Sophie: That was actually quite fun.
John: See, Shitful Thinking

by ShitThinker October 29, 2012

shit hustle

The act of walking to the bathroom in a brisk manner, after having the feeling of the hammer of god just slam down onto the inside of your anus.

Josh: My stomach feels funny.

Mike: you better be careful you might shit your pants.

Josh: **running to the bathroom** oh man i am gonna be doing the shit hustle in a second!

by ih5365 July 22, 2012

shit the pot

when someone messes something up or ruins it. blows it.

Hey man, you get the deal done today? Nah man, he really shit the pot with that presentation.
They shit the pot, and blew the lead.

by pigajr July 30, 2012

Feng shit

The opposite of feng shui. A disordered, shitty, crappy home decorating technique where furniture/wall hangings and rugs are randomly placed.

His place was a mess. He used the Feng shit technique!

by Big_al August 26, 2013

shitting point

The point at which the workload of a system causes performance to degrade exponentially. The system's output cannot match its input, and thus either long wait times or catastrophic failure occurs. Most often seen with computer systems.

It's probably going to take months for this definition to get approved because the ratio of submissions to moderators at Urban Dictionary has reached the shitting point.

by Idle.Idol August 27, 2013