Gandhi's flip-flop
The chicken I ate from that Japanese restaurant was drier than Gandhi's flip-flop and made me choke.
Gandhi's flip-flop by Ivanna B. Humpalot April 3, 2015
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McDonald’s sprite
Only the hardest hitting drink in the world. This shit hits harder than vodka mixed with Vivian while in fire. This drink is exclusive to the fast food place that has a clown
*stupid fat customer pulls up to the drive thru speaker*
McDonald’s employee: Hi welcome to McDonald’s how may I help you
Stupid fat customer: Yo can I get a McDonald’s sprite.
McDonald’s employees: sure but your aware that if you drink the sprite and drive you’ll die in a crash cuz this shit hits hard
Stupid fat customers: yeah that’s my plan now give it to me
McDonald’s employees: fine your total is $1.08 please pull up to the first window
*stupid fat customer pays and gets drink*
Stupid cat customer: ay hell yeah now I can forget about my wife who left me
*stupid fat customer died in a car crash from being to fucked up*
McDonald’s employee: Hi welcome to McDonald’s how may I help you
Stupid fat customer: Yo can I get a McDonald’s sprite.
McDonald’s employees: sure but your aware that if you drink the sprite and drive you’ll die in a crash cuz this shit hits hard
Stupid fat customers: yeah that’s my plan now give it to me
McDonald’s employees: fine your total is $1.08 please pull up to the first window
*stupid fat customer pays and gets drink*
Stupid cat customer: ay hell yeah now I can forget about my wife who left me
*stupid fat customer died in a car crash from being to fucked up*
McDonald’s sprite by Techn0r0bert November 7, 2019
Whomst’d’ve’ly’yaint’nt’ed’ies’s’y’es’ll
The superior form of whomst’dve.
With this new knowledge you can impress your friends at a party or impress loved ones and make them inferior to you.
With this new knowledge you can impress your friends at a party or impress loved ones and make them inferior to you.
Guy 1: Whomst’d’ve’ly’yaint’nt’ed’ies’s’y’es’ll took my weed brownies?!
Guy 2: Looks like you have bamboozled me again.
Guy 2: Looks like you have bamboozled me again.
Whomst’d’ve’ly’yaint’nt’ed’ies’s’y’es’ll by Wet Tent June 17, 2018
It's High Noon
A quote from Overwatch hero Mcree. Spoken whenever he activates his ultimate "Deadeye", leading everyone on the enemy team to run like hell for cover.
It's High Noon by LambdaBelmont August 30, 2016
Jens's Constant
The result when summing all the divisors of the numbers from 1 to 9. Seems to be a fundamental constant of nature, since it occurs many times on the Internet.
Jens's Constant by sevenfour March 2, 2021
it's not a tumor
Phrase to be spoken in a terrible Austrian accent after having heard the word "tumor" in any way, shape, or form.
it's not a tumor by Neilmiser May 5, 2004
Dingo's Kidneys
A Douglas Adams original, was used multiple times in his book "The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy". Usually (but not necessarily) following "a load of", dingo's kidneys means rubbish, bollucks, crap or bullshit.
Seriously? I have to give an example in a sentence? I can't just leave it blank? WTF?! That's a load of dingo's kidneys!
Dingo's Kidneys by wfly81 July 1, 2014