John

John is the most chill/relaxed guy you will ever meet. John is an osu player, he can fc maps that you think are impossible to even complete. When the time is 7:27, John will be there waiting for you to say, 'wysi.'

You can be rude to John, but he really doesn't care and if you tell John a secret he wont tell anyone because he couldn't care less about it.

wysi a legendary john

by Acekill43 March 4, 2022

John

John’s usually have horse cocks, and very flirtatious. They give off so much positive energy.

Omg did you see Johns dick print in his sweats.

by Jmoney39 November 24, 2021

John Rumble

The inventor of the Midwest Rumble Strip, known for its intense damage to the taint while riding on a bicycle. John Rumble has built up a very negative public view after his death due to the use of the despised Rumble Strip. Although congressional attempts to remove to Rumble strip, it’s use gave the Rumble family generational wealth, which has been used to relocate John Rumble’s grave to safety after multiple displays of public indecency directed at his grave had been reported. Most use “John Rumble” and “the Devil” synonymously.

John Rumble’s Rumble Strip blew out my taint.
I haven’t been in worse pain then when John Rumble stole my taint in Iowa

by ILeftMyTaintInIowa July 28, 2024

John

The sexiest beast ever trumps mat and Aaron the most perfect person that could penetrate the womb with just the tip and eve. The gods could not fit this penis in their planner sized asses the galaxy wide and 2 galaxy’s long veins popping out and come that tastes like cake you could get hooked on it with one sip and often level by super straight people

Damn that guy has the penis of a John.

by Sheryl Biden March 6, 2022

John Mayer spot

The part on a woman where the butt meets the upper thigh. John Mayer mentions this is his favorite body part on another person on Burning Questions with Ellen DeGeneres.

That girl has a great butt. It really accentuates her John Mayer spot.

by jonrules11 April 14, 2024

casual john

A smooth talking, slow walking, sex pest.

Ay up, look at that fella over there - sneaking by those nice bitches like a right Casual John.

by Captain Mastafuck March 10, 2021

Papa John's Day of Reckoning

noun
1. A time of crisis or need.
2. When you have a bad feeling about a certain moment that is about to happen.

"I'm bad at soccer, so my Papa John's Day of Reckoning is P.E."

by Nocaerc January 8, 2020