A female, usually Brunette whose bloodlines can often be traced back to that of Jersey/Geordie women. The Kard Rat Idololises the superficial world and look of the Kardashian family.
The Kard Rat looks like she has been punched in the mouth and just loves it!
While most normal people want to avoid looking like they've had an allergic reaction to shellfish, the kard rat sees her swollen monkey lips as a sign of beauty and a show of power.
Passing her overweight body off as thick. She lies to herself and others about abusing her body with empowering female phrases like "real women have curves" or "bootay goalsss". Skin colour varies from fake orange to fake mud... great tits, completely nocturnal and survives soley on a diet of "likes"...
The Kard Rat looks like she has been punched in the mouth and just loves it!
While most normal people want to avoid looking like they've had an allergic reaction to shellfish, the kard rat sees her swollen monkey lips as a sign of beauty and a show of power.
Passing her overweight body off as thick. She lies to herself and others about abusing her body with empowering female phrases like "real women have curves" or "bootay goalsss". Skin colour varies from fake orange to fake mud... great tits, completely nocturnal and survives soley on a diet of "likes"...
"Hey bro you should have a crack at that brunette with the huge ass tittaysss"
"Yeah nah she's a Kard rat man, ill have a few more drinks and tell her I'm a DJ on my way out"
"Yeah nah she's a Kard rat man, ill have a few more drinks and tell her I'm a DJ on my way out"
by Mrcl86 February 9, 2020
Get the Kard Ratmug. A Rat Woman is typically a person of the female binary who is middle-aged (starting around the age of 30), who lives in close proximity to suits and ties, and a substance that may be addictive (ie. cigarettes, alcohol). Rat Women can also have names that start with 'R'.
Rat Women tend to be morally grey, disillusioned with the state of their life or the world, tired, and yet superior to their peers for being wiser, smarter, or more skilled in some way. Despite their superiority, they are still, in the eyes of their peers, a loser, and rarely get respect unless it is from a naive or more youthful person.
Rat women tend to be well-liked by sapphics.
Rat Women tend to be morally grey, disillusioned with the state of their life or the world, tired, and yet superior to their peers for being wiser, smarter, or more skilled in some way. Despite their superiority, they are still, in the eyes of their peers, a loser, and rarely get respect unless it is from a naive or more youthful person.
Rat women tend to be well-liked by sapphics.
by bugcake January 4, 2025
Get the Rat Womanmug. When sitting on a rock, staircase, tree stump or elevated ground (as a rat), you wiggle your backside and fly off into the distance
by Mildly Pissed Off Ostrich July 5, 2025
Get the Rat Wigglemug. 
by oisp[fgud AS FK:@J< May 24, 2022
Get the Duncey ratmug. A rat baby is a rat-like child brought into this world by a rat-like human ( someone who pisses people off).
by Don’t talk to me November 17, 2019
Get the Rat babymug. A rodent that is a larger version of a mouse, having a more pointed snout a sparsely hairy tail and various kinds are responsible for caring diseases. But many species are kept as house pets in many countries.
by The BtsRat April 28, 2023
Get the RATmug.