Donald Trump 

An old ass orange dude who is the 45th U.S president of America. He also lies in political stuff too.

Person 1: Donald Trump will build a wall!
Person 2: But he still hasn't...
Person 1: Oh....
Person 2: Don't follow his bad path man.
Person 1: Yeah u right.

Donald Trump by ᛗᚤᛋᛏᛖᚱᛁᛟᚢᛋ ᚾᛁᚷᚺᛏ May 22, 2022

Donald Trump 

America's last hope to fix Biden's America.

Guy #1: Bro, isn't is crazy how quickly America has gone to shit under the Biden administration with high gas prices,

school shootings, rampant inflation, food and baby formula shortages, increased food prices, and food factories

burning down?
Guy #2: Yeah, dude, we need Donald Trump back.

Donald Trump by ShadowtheHedgehog_ June 11, 2022

Donald Trump 

A very kind and very real man. He is as real as it gets and puts all the bullshit aside. He is one the greatest presidents the US has ever seen. He’s done so much and we need him back in office in 2024! He is often referred to as racist and sexist by uneducated liberals who hate their lives. Though this is not true, Donald still gives no fucks about what people think about him and I respect him for that.

Republican: hey that Donald Trump guy is so awesome, I love him.
Liberal: ew he is racist and sexist. I also don’t know what I’m talking about and I am irrelevant.

Donald Trump by Sexyguy6969_69 June 11, 2022

Donald Trump 

The 45th President of the United States, and by far the most utterly divisive man in the history of the universe. One half of the world thinks he's a gift from God; the other half thinks he's the Antichrist. There is virtually no middle ground between these two extremes.

Republicans: Donald Trump will go down in history as the most underappreciated President in the history of the United States of America.

Democrats: Donald Trump will go down in history as the most vile man to ever set foot in politics, ever.
Everyone else: *Munches on popcorn while watching this madness go down*
Urban Dictionary Users: Wow. I never thought I would see an UNBIASED definition for Donald Trump. But here it is.

Donald Trump by Ubeenbamboozledson July 29, 2022

Donald trump 

a big fat orange man that bleached his hair to get girls and look younger but in reality he looks 79 years old.

lydia: who's that big orange man over there? Maxine: Donald Trump he"s such a uglyass. Liam: Right he thinks he's so cool.

Donald trump by taytaytau January 1, 2023

Donald Trump 

A superb US president (a lot of people are saying that) who during his presidency brought the US; the best economic state it has been in for a long time, no wars, freedom. Despite this a lot of people don't like him due to the fact that they watch MSDNC and CNN (Counterfeit News Network) religiously and believe every single thing they say.

Donald Trump is being arrested.
Peak Democrat party facism.

Donald Trump by dg1301 April 5, 2023

Donald Trump 

Uuuh. Turns out he was not so bad after all. Things were actually doing pretty good in America. Until he got hit by 27 impeachments and a Partridge in a pear tree.

You know I could afford gas under Donald Trump, now with Sleepy Joe I’m losing more money than America is to Ukraine!

Donald Trump by TheManFromFunnyTown October 10, 2023