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give a rat heroin

You wouldn't hurt him. You couldn't even give a rat heroin
by Ronanisasavage May 11, 2018
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Rat

A form of endearment used with good friends, especially if said friends needs a haircut, thus looking unkempt/looking like a rat.
You need a haircut, Rat.
by VollDasBrainEyy January 11, 2019
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rat

Measurement of lenght; approx. 1 rat long (21 cm / 10-11 inches)

most commonly used to describe 1 rat-long rats
At A Bar:

Guy - Hey Baby, want to go somewhere more quiet?

Girl - sure, how l o n g are you?

Guy - gal, i got rat in my pants

Girl - that's nice

Guy *to himself, in a high pitched, goblin-like voice* - She does not know that i've hidden a live rat in my underpants
by gus man November 9, 2022
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bloody rat

A used blood soaked tampon once removed from the female’s vagina
Jim: What’s wrong?
Kyle: This dirty slut threw her bloody rat at me when I asked for her number
Jim: What a dirty slut
by beanphlicker March 6, 2021
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Window Rat

A racial slur for Greek people. Possibly linked to the stereotype of greek parents leaning out of windows to yell at children in streets below or the rumor that greek people enjoy the act of sniping.
"I liked Stacy, but her parents were total window rats."
by randothefungiman November 9, 2009
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Gym Rat

The Gym Rat is someone (usually a guy) who goes to the gym at least 30 to 90 minutes a day for 2 or 3 times a week. Rest days too. Good food is important. Protein.

There are levels to buffness.

Level 0: String Bean! They usually either look like shaggy or look kind of chubby and can't lift much. You get gym equipment and join a gym.

Level 1: Swole! Swole is usually reached after 1 to 1.5 years. The muscles are noticeable. The progress is showing. You drink more water and Gatorade. You drink protein shakes before workout. Some of the THICC girls start noticing.

Level 2: Ripped! Ripped can be achieved in 3 to 5 years. Ripped is larger than swole. The muscles start to look even larger. You start to lift even heavier. Even more THICC girls start noticing.

Level 3: Jacked! Jacked can be achieved in 10 to 20 years of consistently going to the gym 30 to 120+ minutes. You look even more buff and people start to notice. Even more THICC girls start noticing.

Level 4: Shredded! Shredded takes 15 to 30+ years to achieve. It's when you're highly muscular. You workout even more. Even more THICC girls notice.

Level 5: Absolute unit! Absolute unit takes anywhere from 25 to 50+ years. You reached the maximum! You're mega-buff. And all the THICC girls start noticing. You reached MAXIMUM GYM RAT! YOU ACTUALLY START GLOWING AND ROCKS AND PEBBLES START LIFTING AND IT LITERALLY LOOKS LIKE DRAGON BALL Z!
Gym Rat: Holy crap! I'm Shredded. But I want more! I want to be an absolute unit!

*lifts and becomes absolute unit.

Vegeta: His Power level is OVER NINE THOUSAND!
by HawaiianPunch1 July 8, 2024
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Rat

Rat means to be friends with someone or hate someone
by Rufbfebdovjfje June 19, 2021
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