The Catch Rule

The official NFL rule that continues to fuck up teams chances at winning a game because on what seemed as a obvious catch to anyone who can think logically, is either overturned or ruled incomplete by the officials, usually ruining a teams chance to win a game entirely.

They overturned that obvious touchdown because the refs said he didn't fuffill the criteria of making a "catch" b cause that's what the catch rule says.

by Bog jumper December 24, 2017

30 seconds rule

An unofficial rule in restaurants that dictates that you have at least 30 seconds to pick up a dropped steak, or lobster etc. from the floor before it's considered contaminated.

Owner:"Hey where are you going with that steak?"

Employee: "It fell on

the floor so, I'm throwing it in the trash?"

Owner: "30 seconds rule, wash it off and put it back on the grill."

by Mackendeez December 20, 2017

The finger rule

The rule is a game, were you have to make an OK sign with your hands below the waist; If someone sees it then you can do one punch to them. If the person who sees it puts their finger in the hand and gets it out without being caught, they get to punch you 5 times.

billy used the finger rule on his friend, but his friend quickly put his finger inside. Billy got punched five times.

by ULTIMATERIZUUMANN January 22, 2018

Not That Bad Rule

Saying something isn't that bad means that they it is exactly that bad.

Guy 1: Bro, your girl is gross.
Guy 2: Come on man, she's not that bad.
Guy 1: Not that bad rule bro, she is that bad.

Girl 1: Try this sandwich
Girl 2: That thing looks disgusting. I'm not eating that
Girl 1: Come on it doesn't look that bad.
Girl 2: Not that bad rule bitch I wouldn't feed it to my dog.

by coopdaddy19 May 28, 2018

Prison City Rules

In small press publishing that's code:

No erotic content, but other than that NO HOLDS BARRED

The Ethereal Gazette was noted for it's STRICT house rules rivaling the mentality of the Duggar household but aspects that differ as he defined to another who was doing anthologies, another editor knew the rules he coined -- other publishing imprints know this as Prison City Rules. No erotic content but no holds barred. Rule out sexual content but time the swearing, go for subject matter that's ideologically sensitive and able to address social issues when pulling this off. The Issue Five roster embodied the Prison City Rules approach.

by illinoishorrorman June 8, 2018

Get out the ruler

An abbreviation of "To get out the ruler and compare dicks," the phrase "getting out the ruler" or "to get out the ruler" means to size up one's accomplishments with another's, or to one-up them.

I ran two miles in under 15 minutes yesterday!
Well, not to get out the ruler, but I ran two miles in under 13 minutes a few weeks ago.

by Lumacurve June 12, 2018

The First Rule Of IT

The First Rule Of IT is turn off and then turn on again
The second rule is to plug it out of the power sourcce for 8 seconds and then plug it back
The third rule is to never doubt the indian technician guy

Example 1 :
when everything goes wrong with your computer remember the first rule of IT
Example 2 :

when in doubt power off and restart
Example 3 : actually a reference from the series AGENTS OF S.H.I.E.L.D Season 5 Episode 2
when jemma a lead scientist tries to avoid getting hit by an enourmess astroid she talks about the first rule of IT and puts it in a good use by powering off and powering on the space ship

by SOMBRA ON STEROIDS June 6, 2018