chleba pito

A guy, who is ginger and only thing he does, is that he shows up and says:"I'm Chleba Pito"

Man plays with lego
Chleba Pito shows up and says:"I'm Chleba Pito"
Man:"What do you want"
Chleba Pito:"I'm Chleba Pito" and leaves

by Marie Škodovská February 22, 2024

carolina pitchfork

When 4 guys measure their flaccid penises together at room temperature to see who’s is the longest.

I was the winner of the Carolina Pitchfork.

by Cheezybuiscuits March 5, 2024

Russian pitstop

When u pick somebody up an fuck em non stop

I’m gonna do a Russian pitstop on you

by Pettergriifer March 7, 2024

Monkey Pitt

A room filled with big black guys surrounded by kfc Popeyes and bags of cotton

I once walked in on a monkey Pitt, and said damn that’s a lot of big niggas and smelly asshole

by I own 30 porch monkeys April 2, 2024

Jack Pitts

Big and strong, like Peter Griffin

Oh my god! It's Jack Pitts! Run!

by JackPittsstan May 29, 2024

bottomless pittance

Refers to just-minuscule reimbursements/favors here and there dat a chick allows you for your help, and without her even giving you any a** in da bargain.

I agree dat a girl's body is her own, but if she doesn't reimburse you adequately --- or at all --- for requested help and also refuses to spread her legs for you, then it does indeed seem like a "bottomless pittance" deal to me.

by QuacksO October 7, 2024

Polish Pitchfork

The premier, unstoppable wrestling move where the athlete holds out both arms, bent at 90 degrees with fists held upright, projects body vertically and with a turn so as to aim the head towards the stomach, one fist to the face, and the other fist towards the gonads. When successful, the match is over.

As Captain Insano was bewildered after being hit by a piledriver, Kowalski ended the match by executing a Polish Pitchfork that left an uncomfortable Captain Insano icing his testes.

by Totallynottom January 26, 2025