Johna John is a branch of species from homosapiens, belonging to the family Hominidae, and the order Primates. They are very rare to find and are very informative to observe. 'Johna John' behaviour is very complex and retarded; they are the most inarticulate species ever to find on Earth, and have been around since 190,000 B.C.E. However they die out due to their low levels of intelligence, and so are very rare to find.
John was walking through the evergreen, lush forest, trekking through the undergrowth, when he found a Johna John bent double, licking water from a pond with algae infested water.
by cocksucker699 February 8, 2024
Get the Johna Johnmug. Hes a sweet but kindofa man hoe. We dated for a week and he was scared to hug me, i like his brother a lot more than him. Anyways little jerkhole who will do anything for pics, TRUST ME.
by Rosary girls August 28, 2017
Get the john ruddymug. by fortnitelover97 April 30, 2025
Get the Johnmug. by somone? May 28, 2020
Get the Johnmug. If you ever meet an Den John, don't hesitate, RUN! He will show off is weapons. Katana, guns and knives included- If you happened to be a jew, you should hide your family and friends cause Den John will gas anyone without hesitation.
Also, raising your arm makes you a Den John.
Also, raising your arm makes you a Den John.
by ∠( ᐛ 」∠)＿ February 19, 2021
Get the Den Johnmug. The time of the night where you smoke all the remaining weed while ordering Papa Johns on the phone.
by FuckThePolice May 27, 2017
Get the 3AM Papa Johnsmug. by animorphlova May 4, 2022
Get the Johnmug.