Magical cinnamon roll sword

Someone who hides they’re gooey sensitive interior inside crusty exterior. Acts like they aren’t sweet but really are. A wonderful friend. Always up for adventure and down for road trips to anywhere. Makes a lot of dad jokes. Some are funny.

Valerie is a magical cinnamon roll sword who is too good for this world

by Hernerbernerner June 3, 2018

Tuck and roll

Tuck and roll

When have a wank and need to get rid of the contents. Pinch the end of your Pennis and then roll your jizz in the toilet

Adrian wanted to finish his wank but did not have a container. So he pinched the end of his Pennis and rolled when to the bathroom to Empty tuck and roll

by JIMMY J July 28, 2022

Sausage Roll Cannons

When you roll so much sausage that your forearms blow up to the size of a Cannons.

"Fuck Alex has some big Sausage Roll Cannons he must really be into power lifting, Nah man he just rolls alot of sausage."

by The Ginger Tornado July 11, 2025

Rolled

The act of getting caught doing something illegal, and getting in trouble for
it. Usually used by minors getting caught with something illegal by their parents, police, etc.

“I cant hang out today, I just got rolled by my mom for vaping”
“I stole from Target, the staff saw me and I got rolled”
“Get to the party tonight before it gets rolled”

by porcodio222 July 5, 2022

Rolled

Can be used in track, but also referred as loosing badly or getting defeated.

1: "Bro, I'm running the 400m today with a time of 1:15.83s"

2: "You're gonna get rolled"

by sccarIy March 5, 2024

Roll

After a long hard day working or studying, a great feeling arises when your buddy, you play video games with sends you a simple message 'Roll?'. This message equals happiness and justification to live another day and enjoy wholeheartedly destroying noobs in FPS games.

Luke: Roll?
Mike: Fuck Yeah!

by Koulas October 13, 2024

roll-model

A stellar standard of serving-sized bread-loaves by which others are compared.

Everyone knows dat Gramma's baking is always da best, so her tasty flour-creations are ideal roll-models for aspiring cooks to emulate.

by QuacksO August 12, 2021