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Howler monkey

A person who uses all capital letters during any interaction on social networking sites (such as Facebook and Craigslist). This is often accompanied by poor grammar and unnecessary punctuation*.

Howler Monkey may or may not be intending to express displeasure, screaming, or incoherent rage during communication.

*Not to be confused with someone who alternates between capital and lower case letters evenly throughout the sentence (eXaMpLe), who is just an asshole.
Is his caps lock broken? What a Howler Monkey!
by icarus effect November 4, 2010
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Monkey Nigger

A racial slur to describe a black person
by Ooshwon12 May 21, 2023
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Monkey Chow

Over packing, the act of packing items required for packed items that are not necessary.

Reference to outtakes from Toy Story:
Mrs Potato Head is packing Mr Potato Head with monkey chow. "For the monkeys of course" Does not need monkeys and definitely does not need monkey chow.
My father constantly packs monkey chow for our weekend trip.
by spribyl May 17, 2011
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Monkey Crumpet

A bagel that has been toasted and dunked in a very wet vagina.
Chi Chi: Dude, i had Mary Ann's monkey crumpet yesterday.

Zeke: Oh yea howd that taste

Chi Chi: It was like licking the bottom of the ocean.

Zeke: MMMMMMMMMMmmmmmmm fishy.
by ZekeOfNature April 17, 2011
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Number Monkey

A number monkey is someone who is hired to do slave labor accounting or the work of a monkey. A monkey could do the work better. I should hire a smoking monkey.
by landthisplane November 1, 2015
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Bear Monkey

This describes a person with ice blue eyes that is short and skinny, but manages to eats like a fat person. It was so rare that that it was named after an animal will will probably never see.
DAMN! did you see that bear monkey at IHOP hes was so short, i never though he would be able to eat that giant stack of chocolate chip pancakes but he scarfed them down like nothing!
by Jordon Forlini July 31, 2009
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Plungering the Monkey

by Rosey Palmer May 29, 2011
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