Sharks in the water

Originally an United States Naval phrase used by the enlisted personnel to alert other subordinate sailors that an officer is on deck. Could also be used to make others aware of the presence of an authority figure i.e cops, a principle, or even your mom.

Younger Brother: *Forgets to do the dishes*

Older Brother: *Hears mom’s car pull in the driveway* “Bro clean this mess up!!! SHARKS IN THE WATER!!!

by foxda5th September 9, 2022

Watering My Monkey

An excuse to tell your friend when you aren't really busy, but don't actually want to spend time with them either.

"Hey Elizabeth, can you hang out tonight" "No, sorry, I'm watering my monkey tonight"

by thndrchunky December 1, 2016

Sgt.Peppers Water Wheel

When you do a meat spin while peeing

Guy 1 "Man i was Pulling a Sgt.peppers water wheel in the bath room, got shit all over the place".
Guy 2 " what the hell is wrong with you"

by Sgt.Peppers Bs 2 December 7, 2009

Bag of Water

Latest and greatest from the long and always-entertaining line of "douche-isms" (douchy, douchebaggery, etc).

"That dude Travis is such a Bag of Water, I think I might have to punch him in his mouth."

by Superbad Buckle June 13, 2009

Climax water

When a woman reaches climax and squirts

When she came her climax water went everywhere

by Kixx27 January 23, 2020

Water

It's type of thing people think all is about, for life. Point of life is to be like water, but let the other stuff what makes u define it.

One man was said, you need to be like water, but in the end you can't be a gas, solid, or liquid if you not simply defined as what you are.

by MineOwedWu's March 12, 2021

Smoke on the Water

the only song someone who claims to know how to play guitar but never does will ever play for you

Gary took one guitar lesson and thinks he's a prodigy because he knows how to play the opening to Smoke on the Water

by 420VapeMaster69. July 26, 2023