RL (Real life) Troll

Someone who deliberately aggravates or annoys someone by refusing all logic towards any valid point's given in an argument, usually because of stubbornness or general need to be right.
Or un-deliberately by having a general lack of knowledge on the subject while remaining to have a narrow minded discussion and refusing to consider any other opinions, or facts while reassuring themselves with what little knowledge they have.

All of which usually involve from the 'Troll' or 'Troller' after it/they have been proved wrong on one or more occasion.

Rush: You just can't have a thousand folds in a katana
Troll: Nah man, my mate has a katana, he said it had a thousand folds
Rush: but yo...
Troll: nah it just has a thousand fucking folds man
Rush to customer: that guy was such a RL (Real life) Troll

by Silly Mushroom January 12, 2011

blue eyed life form

Reference to a person in an organization or group who is looked at favourably by others. The saying comes from animals that look cute and sweet. A 'blue eyes life form' person would always be clean, tidy, presentable, have a smile, very keen and ready to please.

Look at Paul, he is such a blue eyed life form. The boss things he is great.

by jme1 January 7, 2011

EMP your life support

EMP a electromagnetic pulse disables electrical systems by spreading particles in the air such as electrons etc

EMP life support means disabling life support on someone therefore killing them

EMP your life support

EMP your nanna's life support
i wish i could EMP the people in that hospital
-- feel free to make your own quotes aswell ;) --

by annonymous 1223 XD June 17, 2016

Just like in real life

A sarcastic statement to express the absurdity or irony of a situation

Jump off the cliff and respawn, and it'll put you where you need to go. Just like in real life

by Onandonandomnom October 30, 2018

Ok this is my life now

When someone or an animal just gives up and accepts their circumstances

Guy: falls into hole
Same guy: ok this is my life now

by ObjectingFurry January 14, 2020

Shit life syndrome (SLS)

Shit life syndrome (SLS) is a phrase used by physicians in the United Kingdom and the United States for the effect that a variety of poverty or abuse-induced disorders can have on patients.

(Wikipedia)

Alice: "I can't do that, you know... Because of money-experience circle..."
Bob: "The term you look for is probably Shit life syndrome (SLS), no? Take a peek..."
Alice: "Hm, I see... That fits. Shit life syndrome (SLS) can explain it ALL! Thanks; TIL!"
Bob: "Gladly."

by dame_dane July 27, 2022

give-up-on-life pants

What Jake the dog calls sweat pants

Replace those give-up-on-life pants with take-over-the-world pants & do something BIG!

by Johnny sons October 7, 2023