Kissimmee used to be such a nice place. Then all those damn Puerto Ricans invaded. There might be more Puerto Ricans living in Kissimmee than Puerto Rico itself.
Jim: Oh look, Freddie just crashed his ricer Civic into somebody's house...AGAIN. He thinks he's The Stig.
Bob: Only in Kissimmee.
Jim: Freddie and Joel are smoking weed in the Publix parking lot...AGAIN. Even though there's a police car parked in front of the store.
Bob: Only in Kissimmee.
Jim: Maria is on the corner...AGAIN. Bought all that jewelry and can't feed her 10 kids now.
Bob: Only in Kissimmee.
A Flirting game to play with your girlfriend. the objective is to have one person try to kiss the other on the lips. But the one being kissed tries their hardest to avoid the kiss. (could be mistaken for rape)