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Urban Dictionary

A breeding ground for sex jokes made by chronicly online 13 year olds.
What you look at urban dictionary?
Hell no.
by Sam Gonu February 1, 2024
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Urban Dictionary

A place where people who have homework to do or have no life go to. They mainly consist of feminists, middle school students, and people who know how to read.
I have no life, so I made a definition on urban dictionary
by That1OffensiveGuy May 27, 2018
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Urban Dictionary

Urban Dictionary is a dictionary is written by people like you, there are some funny and weird meanings behind these words. Urban Dictionary is one of the most famous dictionaries
oooooooo what does that mean? Time to search on urban dictionary!
by PepeDaCoffinFrog October 20, 2020
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Urban Dictionary

A website dedicated to new and old slang word meanings taken too seriously by some for years. Several people don't seem to realize that this isn't a website that is meant to act as an actual dictionary but rather for new and old slang terms alike regardless of sexuality or ridiculousness. That is what makes this website special. When you look up "Shark" chances are most definitions won't be "A long-bodied chiefly marine fish with a cartilaginous skeleton, a prominent dorsal fin, and toothlike scales. Most sharks are predatory, although the largest kinds feed on plankton, and some can grow to a large size." I also doubt it will be "A small Southeast Asian freshwater fish with a tail resembling that of a shark, popular in aquaria." If that is what you are looking for go to a different website or just Google it. Why would you search a definition up on this website and expect or want it to be that? If that is what you want you are stupid. You know what a shark is. You are looking for a reason to complain. It is people like you who ruin fun things.
Me: "He is totally Pussywhipped."

Friend: "What does that mean?"

Me: "when a man loses his testicles to his woman.

All men who wish to have any form of relationship (or just get laid) must be pussywhipped to a certain degree. The minor offenders are never called pussywhipped, only the men who allow their woman to walk all over them and totally control every aspect of their life (even if the woman is not in the smae state at the time).

Friend: "How do you know that?"

Me: "Urban Dictionary."
by youngsallyface February 15, 2021
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urban dictionary

noun. a dictionary containing a bunch of slang words, memes, and probably a bunch of nonsense. PROBABLY.
guy 1: hey do you know what urban dictionary is
guy 2: dfjk
guy 3:*vietnam war flashbacks*
guy 4:nnn
guy 5:sus
by quinetn December 6, 2022
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Urban dictionary

A site that used to be about free speech, but is now run by fascist, censoring, pussies.

Yes, I'm talking about you, whoever you are reading this and about to reject this submission. Fuck you, you weak liberal shitstain. To think out of all that sperm your bitch ass won the race. What a loss!
Urban Dictionary used to be a great site until it was hijacked by a bunch of commie cunts
by elstrongo December 21, 2020
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Urban dictionary

A stupid ass website where people submit definitions about sex, names, and bands
I wish I never went to urban dictionary
by Ican2 June 3, 2022
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