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Strawberry Cheese-cake 

A simple sexual manouver in which a man punches their partner in the nose shortly after ejaculating in their mouth - thus inducing a nose-bleed that mixes with said man-juices to form a 'strawberry cheese-cake.'
Boy1: I 'strawberry cheese-caked' your mum last night.

Boy2: Shut it ya doss cunt.

Chili Cheese Dog

A variation of the chili dog. As most people know, the chili dog is when the man shits on the women's chest and then titty fucks her. The dick of course is the hotdog, the tits are the buns and the shit is the chili. The cheese is added when an unwashed and uncircumcized man is doing the fucking. His dick cheese, or schmegma, provides the perfect topping.
"I haven't washed by dick in days. There is so much cheese down there I think me and the missus will have a chili cheese dog tonight."

Ballin' Ass Grilled-Cheese 

A grilled cheese sandwich created by putting 5 slices of American Cheese in-between hamburger buns and frying it on a camp stove, resulting in thick black smoke, people choking, and mass-suicide
Hmm... Ballin' ass grilled-cheese you say? That sounds like a bad gay porn movie.

making cheese 

oh my goodness, I think my parents are making cheese! gross!
making cheese by Sheri' June 23, 2005

fromunda cheese 

fromunda cheese is a soft yet sticky substance found between the butt hole and ball sack. Its rather stinky, smells like a old dish rag and dog shit mixture.
Hey wouold you like some fromunda cheese on your burger?(Frumunda Cheese? Yeah fromunda my balls.
fromunda cheese by wvumountys88 December 13, 2007

stinky cheese 

when a girl is going down on you, you fart and blow a wad on her disgusted face.
want some wine with your stinky cheese?
stinky cheese by Woody & Broce March 31, 2008