Cock Flop

Early signs of erectile dysfunction.

Poor Benny can't even put a condom on because he has cock flop....or.... I was recently informed that cock flop is an early warning sign of heart disease.

by Mr. Jabbers May 20, 2008

Cock Shot

Inserting a drumstick into the urethra of your penis, getting a boner, and slamming your cock against a drumhead to produce a unique and satisfying rimshot, or in this case, a cock shot.

Why is Isaac in the hospital?

He was practicing his cock shots and got a splinter.

by Drumstickfuckers August 30, 2014

cock boozer

someone who likes the cocks and the booze

A girl who takes a sip of booze and then goes back to suckin someone's cock.

by Tufon May 13, 2005

cock tickler

someone who goes around tickling peoples cocks for fun

dude my moms a totall cock tickler

by eeea August 3, 2008

golden cock

When the cock is so good, the guy can get all the hot chicks, even though he's a 30 year old jobless loser.

Did you see the girl Timmons brought home? He must have a golden cock, man.

by YouTubeForever July 30, 2009

Cocking to Someone

When you are cocking to someone it is the same as talking except it is mainly about sexual matters.

Cocking to Someone:
Jim: Hey Tim can I? cock to you for a second?
Tim: Sure
Jim: This girl I met has a huge pair of melons but a flat ass, should I fuck her?
Tim: Go for it any fuck is a good fuck.

by The Chocolate Leopard July 9, 2010

Cock Pocket

1. Slang for Vagina

2. Game involving removing your penis from your pants at a club or bar and placing it in someones pocket. The winner is the one who can cock pocket the longest before the pocket owner notices.

1. I want to need to get some cock pocket soon, I'm dry as fuck.

2. This club sucks, but luckily everyones wearing loose trousers so we can have a round of cock pocket.

by Muzza2k March 21, 2010