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he-beans 

A scholastically colorful reference of man's testicles.
Check out his he-beans popping out of his shorts!
he-beans by BloodCode November 24, 2016
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talking beans 

When someone is talking rubbish and is not telling the truth
"I swear I hit on her bro!"
"Nah bro, you're talking beans!"
talking beans by ch.hopp28 January 7, 2017

picking beans 

dancing with your bra on you head
picking beans by bobthebwilder March 20, 2017

Alabama Beanstalk 

The sexual art of picking up your girlfriend/sister over your head, much like a giant, and bringing her back down forcefully on your knee. This act is properly done when the back is not broken, but your female partner is short of breath and gasping for air. You can make it extra fun by orally fucking her senseless as she gasps and sputters for air.
I'm still recovering from the Alabama Beanstalk that Tony gave me last night

alaskan beanie 

A sexual gesture consisting of gently placing your prolapsed anus upon your partners forehead.
Gee whiz, Dan, the wife gave me one heck of an Alaskan beanie last night.

eating beans

''this nibba eating beans''