ass noodles

Parasites, ie worms, discharged from the rectum.

A few weeks after returning from Cambodia, David noticed a large concentration of ass noodles in his bowel movements. This is because he was a dumbass and drank the water in that country.

by Mick McKormick January 26, 2007

Ass-Tastic

An adjective that one exclaims when they see a sexy looking behind.

"Damn!", Rodriguez exclaimed, " That bitch's booty was Ass-tastic!!!"

by Dirtysteamer March 11, 2007

slack ass

A technican in an analytical laboratory who picks and choose from the queue of work, looking for the easiest jobs to do first and dragging their feet, complaining that this easy work is very complicated and taking a long time to complete.

"Brandon, that slack ass, jumped the queue again and took that easy job last week. Now it is 3 days overdue when it should have been done the first day."

by The Lab Lord July 3, 2007

ass corn

the corn that is in your shit a few days after you eat corn

i had a lot of ass corn the other day

that corn made me have so much ass corn its not even funny

by rowdjde March 24, 2009

ass poutine

a standard poutine dish eaten from another's ass

Terry simply couldn't resist eating the ass poutine Nancy prepared in her crack

by jage_the_rapist February 26, 2009

Ass Whisper

A name given to the sound of passing gas when the sound is barely audible. The sound is commonly compared to blowing air out of your mouth "hence the name whisper." Usually the term "silent but deadly" is accurate in describing the stench of such gas releases.

"Dang Ashley! Why did you ass whisper so close to my face?!! My eye's are watering!!"

by Three B January 27, 2009

Suck ass

Someone who kisses up to management or other people of high authority. More intense than a kiss ass.

John is the number one suck ass.

by tubetime November 8, 2019