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Urban Dictionary

A place where anyone can write whatever they want about someone or something, no matter if it’s true or not, and have it published for the entire world to see.
Bob: Did you read the definition of that on Urban Dictionary?

Fred: Yes, I did.

Bob: Well it wasn’t a definition. It was an opinion of someone. A terrible opinion of someone.

Fred: But Urban Dictionary calls it a definition.

Bob: Sadly, they do.
by ESquadGrobanite May 19, 2018
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Urban Dictionary " Funny "

People who make dumb as Urban Dictionary terms involving Donald Trump so they can feel superior to everyone by having people money shot effection all over their dumb, cunt face.
" Hey man, all these people are trying to make a Urban Dictionary " Funny ". He's not the greatest, but holy shit can they shut the fuck up?"
" Nah man, this is 2020, comedy's dead and we killed it."
by It's me, a guy December 29, 2020
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Urban dictionary

A site that used to be about free speech, but is now run by fascist, censoring, pussies.

Yes, I'm talking about you, whoever you are reading this and about to reject this submission. Fuck you, you weak liberal shitstain. To think out of all that sperm your bitch ass won the race. What a loss!
Urban Dictionary used to be a great site until it was hijacked by a bunch of commie cunts
by elstrongo December 21, 2020
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Urban Dictionary

The place you go when you think of a name or make an incoherent sound and wonder if someone has attached a crass definition to it.
the other day i fell and hurt myself while yelping, the next day i was able to use the yelp sound in a sentence because of urban dictionary.
by GET VEXED! June 13, 2019
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Urban Dictionary

A website you go to when you're bored, it's also a website where you can find jacked up definitions of words, oh and also it's a place where people make definitions of their own names and make the definition something like "Shy, quirky but a great friend when you get to know them. Perfect personality and also they're the greatest thing man has ever created".
1. "ughhhhh I'm so bored time to look at the stupid defs on urban dictionary"
2. Desktop means my fat juicy ass
3. Carl is the FUCKING BEST MAN EVER
by 01000010 01001001 01001110 010 January 20, 2021
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the error Urban Dictionary gives you when you try to search up anything that isn't a letter or a number
*searches up "!"*
Urban Dictionary: Urban Dictionary is busy right now
by nlolhere January 3, 2022
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