Garlic Butter

Garlic Butter-
a violent greasy liquid used to prevent your enemies from caressing your earlobes.
(Suggestion: Attack best used whence spraying at the enemy rather than pouring. Though if you feel the need to penetrate enemy with such substance, so be it; that works too.)

Example:

Gerald *fills pressure washer with garlic butter*
Ann: Gerald, what the hell?!
Gerald: A n n; do y o u wanna fucking die in the earlobe apocalypse?!
Ann:.....well...no.
Gerald: then f u c k o f f.
Ann: *f u c k i n g a w a y f r o m g e r a l d*
Gerald: Bashiba, Ann
Ann: B a s h i b a Gerald.*eyebrow wiggle*

by Oh_its_just_you.-. August 11, 2018

Muffin, Butter, and Jasmine

The cutest kittens in the world.

Muffin, Butter, and Jasmine mean the world to mean, I can't imagine a world without them.

by naomi_galliard December 06, 2022

Peanut butter cow

That fat bitch who eats all your nut based foods

A.)where did my peanut butter go?
B )I ate it
A.)*under breath* fucking peanut butter cow!

by Slutt fucker 3000 September 11, 2021

Heavy Butter

Semen. Cum. Reproductive fluid.

Yo, I was with this bitch last night... oooooooooooooh SHIT! Heavy butter, baby! All night long.

by The Uncle Doctor September 18, 2017

WOW Butter And Jelly

The god of peanut butter that anyone could eat, unless your'e allergic to WOW. The WOW Butter And Jelly originates from god himself and when it is put in your mouth you feel a tingling that could either be orgasmic, or food poisoning. It is perfectly balanced, as all things should be....

"Hey Matt, did you try the WOW Butter And Jelly? I think I came when I ate it!"

by BradyWasHere December 05, 2019

chicken butter shup

A fat man`s ball sweat

That fat man got chicken butter shup all over the seat!

by the floppy couters March 22, 2015

Peanut Butter Blessing

When a male fully submerges his penis into a fresh jar of peanut butter, and carefully pulls it out to keep the peanut butter nestled in the urethra. He then uses the peanut butter as a lubricant and proceeds to masturbate onto another individual. The “blessing” is completed once the man climaxes onto the other person, releasing a mixture of peanut butter and semen towards the subject. The man then smears the mixture onto the subjects forehead, creating a peanut butter-semen slurry.

Hey man, why do all of these peanut butter jars have deep insertions in them?

Yeah… I’ve been giving a lot of peanut butter blessings lately. You should try it.

by PB_Blesser June 25, 2024