out riddle me

When a person of weaker mind skills and most of the time their name is Joe blow and he tries to outsmart you in the text world but is merely playing checkers when you're playing chess.

Out riddle me is when Joe Blow tries to text you false outrage and you know that he's playing checkers but you're playing chess

by LOFT AND SHOVE October 5, 2017

Shomi and blow me

When you run out of things to watch on Netflix and you're done just chilling

"I am hoping tonight's date moves past Netflix and Chill...could use a Shomi and blow me."

by newsvava July 29, 2016

me auld flower

My old friend

You stalling it for a few scoops me auld flower

by ryan215 February 9, 2018

gives me wood

expression describing a situation, when sb gets erection.

Politics! Politics gives me wood!

by got_tilt?? February 24, 2012

Adopt me pet

A peice of some ones life that they will never get back

Person one: what adopt me pets do you have

Person two: i have a life so I don’t have one
Person one: is it ride or fly
Person two:get a life

by Dat one dude online haha January 2, 2021

Fucks Me Off

A shortenened form of the phrase "fuckin pisses me off". Usually said when the user is so pissed that they forget to say the word pisses which adds to the vulgarity of the phrase which in turn, emphasizes the anger of the user.

Passenger:Hey that guy in the yugo just cut you off and now he is giving you the finger.
Driver:That really fucks me off. Hand me my gun.
Joe:Dude that sucks that your new car just got keyed.
Steve: Yeah that really fucks me off.

by smh8885 September 7, 2007

fuck me lines

The v-shaped lines marking the lower abdomen of a man's body, considered sexually appealing.

Did you see him with his shirt off? He had 6-pack abs and fuck me lines. He's so hot. I'd do him.

by coip20 June 7, 2011