chocolate scooping

Fisting someone in their anus.

My wife is interested in some chocolate scooping action!

Hey man! I chocolate scooped that bitch last night!

by BiggHoss511 November 13, 2012

Chocolate starfish

The grossest kink for the dirtiest of grizzlys, spread Eagle on the bed/all 4s tied to each post. Your mistress or prostitute then proceeds to shit on you until you are completely covered and then leaves you to rest in a pile of smothering, reeking excrement.

The kink-ridden yakky still had some chocolate starfish leftover behind his ear

by Richard Inchild September 22, 2021

chocolate star fish

when a chocolate shaped cock is inserted into another's prostate and is used to stimulate until melted, it is then removed and then the pegging process can begin. The person pegging will be able to enjoy a nice chocolate dessert.

I had my girl over on Valentine's Day and to be a little kinky we wanted to do chocolate star fish.

by milf lover 420 February 14, 2025

stealing chocolate

The act by which one takes another's anal virginity

He was stealing chocolate from that girl over there.

by MrAndersmith May 25, 2014

Chocolate Farmer

Someone who eats a LOT of arse

He's so full of shit he must have been eating it. What a chocolate farmer

by Thomas T Titwank May 04, 2017

Chocolate Waterslide

When lesbians scissor while one or both have explosive diarrhoea.

"Me and Stacy did a Chocolate Waterslide after that curry last night."

by Gigs_1 October 01, 2022

Chocolate Smurf

Chocolate Smurf: Typically a little person, (but not limited to) who loves to give or receive butt stuff preferably with excrement or melted chocolate running down the crack

Hey man; there’s Alejandro… he’s a self proclaimed Chocolate Smurf

by Nashcar July 09, 2024