The world defines a Simp as a simple person who lacks common sense; a fool or a simpleton. Or as slang for a man who foolishly overvalues and defers to a woman, putting her on a pedestal. The real definition of a Simp is any fool that attacks another man for sticking up for a woman that was victimized.
George: Jane was drunk again, so I told her to get lost. She didn't listen, so I knocked her out.
Carl: You're not much of a man if you if didn't show her out the door. I mean, how hard is it to remove a teetering drunk woman?
Chad: Hey! Don't talk to my brother George like that! You know nothing about Jane!
Carl: I know enough about her from stories I heard from the locals, so shut your damn mouth you Simp.
Carl: You're not much of a man if you if didn't show her out the door. I mean, how hard is it to remove a teetering drunk woman?
Chad: Hey! Don't talk to my brother George like that! You know nothing about Jane!
Carl: I know enough about her from stories I heard from the locals, so shut your damn mouth you Simp.
by Apollyon the Kenite July 30, 2020
Josh shores
by Riceboy6969 January 28, 2020
ME:DAD I HAVE Simp/SQUIRRELS IN MY PANTS
DAD: WHAT DID I SAY ABOUT DONATING TO POKIMANE
ME: NO I HAVE SQUIRRELS IN MY PANTS AND THEY'RE EATING MY NUTS
DAD: WHAT DID I SAY ABOUT DONATING TO POKIMANE
ME: NO I HAVE SQUIRRELS IN MY PANTS AND THEY'RE EATING MY NUTS
by Long Schlong Silver's March 26, 2021