almond eyes

What you call someone who squints a lot. Named for the shape of the eyes whilst doing said action.

Person #1: "That guy always looks at us weird."
Person #2: "He's just an almond eyes, dude."

by Mr Gigglezz July 5, 2012

Short eyes

A bigot /one who believes those of races unlike their own are less than or unequal. One who holds racial biases towards others.

The Nazi Party was full of "Short Eyes".

by Mr Dc April 29, 2014

Between The Eyes Music

Between The Eyes Music is any song that is played to the point where it has lost all of it's original meaning. The term comes from the method of killing ones self by shooting themselves between the eyes. Which makes for a quick, painless death. These songs are popular; at least at first, but over time due to them being overplayed and overused; they end up annoying the listener. Some example of these types of songs are Daniel Powter's "Bad Day", which was played over and over again on American Idol. Mariah Carey's "Hero", which is played on practically any reality show were the directer wants to have a Compassionate moment. Celine Dion's "My Heart Will Go On", which was used on the Titanic movie soundtrack and was overplayed almost constantly on the radio.

Man! If I hear that F**ING Mariah Carey song Hero one more time I'm going to be forced to kill myself! I wonder if she realizes that by allowing anyone and everyone to use that stupid song; that she made the song into Between The Eyes Music? What ever message that song had has long since died...

by the2ndflood October 5, 2008

damn your eyes

Said when a person hooked up or entered a relationship with someone that was not really a great person or a good match for them, but they were attractive (or, at least, their eyes were).

"You know, Cindy, you were a mistake. I never meant to sleep with your father that night... damn his eyes!"

"Would you stop following me around? I don't like you! We just made out that one time... damn your eyes!"

by EmilyElle June 21, 2006

split brown eye

When a women bends over in a thong or tight pantie and you can see her outer ring of her ass or most of her asshole

My wife bent over in her thong and i could see her split brown eye.

by bigbadbg February 19, 2011

Blown-ey Sandwich

The best high food you've ever had, aka a blown-ey sandwich

Last night we went to Jimmy John's and ordered the Italian Stallion. Needless to say, it was a blown-ey sandwich.

by pkwinsome September 26, 2010

Crack addict eyes

When is dishevelled and has eyes that are so tired you just know they have been on a lifetime of crack and/or heroin. In actuallity, the effect has like been achieved with a few weeks' poor sleep.

I can't go anywhere because people assume I have crack addict eyes. In reality I'm just a poor sleeper.

by greyshark7 May 17, 2011