Overdue Death Syndrome

What all walking corpses, ghouls, revenants etc. suffer from. It is known to strike with pandemic effect when there is no more room in hell, and St. Peter is keeping those pearly, pearly gates closed.

God fucking damn it! It looks hell is fucking full again, now Overdue Death Syndrome will be fucking rife. *Is eaten by recenly *Deceased* mother.*

by Oswald Mosley May 14, 2008

shattered finger syndrome

Also known as SFS, Shattered Finger Syndrome is a disease your friends and relatives get that prevents them from being able to respond to your IMs and emails.

You: Hey
Friend: ...
You (2 hours later): Hello?
Friend: ...
You (48 hours later): Wtf, are you dead? You aren't idle.
Friend: ...
You: Oh shit, you have Shattered Finger Syndrome! I'll have to call the police! I only pray I'm not too late...

by SeanG March 20, 2008

Matrix Multimedia Syndrome

A story in which mediums such as video games, and animated series, comic books, and novels are required to create a full cohesive story of a movie or TV series

Franchises that follow Matrix Multimedia Syndrome are:

Chronicles of Riddick

The Matrix

24

Alias

X-Files

by LK47 April 22, 2006

Pelvic Thrust Syndrome

The phenomenon of the pelvic area suddenly becoming it's own being and thrusting towards an extremely hot person.

Friend 1- Dude, look at that guy, he's SO hot!
Friend 2- I know! Uh oh, I think I'm getting the Pelvic Thrust Syndrome!

Friend 1- Oh no! Restrain yourself!
Friend 2- It's too late! HELP!

by momma123 December 1, 2011

Infant Penis Syndrome

Infant Penis Syndrome, also known as Luke Brown Syndrome, is when your penis remains the size of an infants for your entire life, leaving you with getting zero play.

Damnnn, Luke Brown told me he had infant penis syndrome last week.

by LukeBrownHasASmallPenis April 25, 2023

Lost beer syndrome

A medical condition that occurs when you are to drunk to recall where you last placed your beer.

Drunk guy- "Has anyone seen where I put my beer?"

Slutty chick- "Man you got the lost beer syndrome"

by D-Ricktar April 14, 2010

Davy Jones Syndrome

Davy Jones Syndrome is best Described as the Other end of Love Blindness or Obsession, It is also the Terrible Aftermath of Large-Scale Goldigging or having a Camgirlfriend, For instance, If a Guy(We'll Call a "Davy") falls madly in Love with a Girl(We'll call a "Calypso"), and that Girl offers similar Affection, but at a price, Such as Money, Favours or Other Things, Sometimes the "Davy" offers the "Calypso" things and gives anything at the cost of their own Wellbeing and Health (Literally giving their Heart away, like Davy Jones),If the "Calypso" who is using the "Davy" gets what they want, they will then Leave or Ghost the "Davy" until they Lose interest, this doesn't usually happen, and the Poor soul who has been Used continues to try and talk to them or contact them, they then realise that and feel Betrayed and used, resulting to them feeling enraged and Angered, despising anyone who they associate with the "Calypso", this makes the "Davy" extremely hostile any new form of Love or Affection, because that "Calypso" was everything to them, If that "Calypso" reconciles with the "Davy" the Syndrome Ceases or is Nulled for a Perioid of Time, But it leaves the "Davy" at risk of doing everything they did before.

Lionel: "Did you hear that Emily Blocked Steve?"
Brian: "Yeah, He's not reacting well, he's acting as he'll Never Love Again"
Lionel: "Sounds like a Proper Case of Davy Jones Syndrome"

by Minitru January 4, 2019