Happy Carl

A Happy Carl is when you have a friend who won’t shut the fuck up but also can’t stop cumming in his underwear while also projectile vomiting on the women nearest to him.

“Hey man did you see Sean last night? He was being a typical Happy Carl at the bar”

by ChickenJammin October 2, 2025

Happy toking

Wishing well unto others who are about to toke up.

Do you mind if we smoke this blunt?

Nah man , happy toking!

by Echo_22 October 13, 2025

Happy birthday frida

A type of anniversary weekly saying happy birthday to people named "frida" or similar.
For example: me, I am sir frida. writing this. Wish me a happy birthday, I am trying my best to write this for my own safety.

unknown: "happy birthday frida!"
Frida: "I want you dead."

by An ut:sander October 30, 2025

Happy Halloween

This is the correct Halloween greeting. It gets used a lot on the best holiday. Halloween is the best!!!

Happy Halloween!
- on October 31st

by Best User On Urban Dictionary October 31, 2025

Hairy stamper

A hairy labia covered in menstrual fluid,which the owner leaves prints with on furniture, someone's leg at a party, and so on.

Eww, gross! That drunk marked my new jeans with her hairy stamper.

by Amy-Leigh November 15, 2025

Happy

"Happy" is used in context of doing a wank during an activity or action

Tom had a very happy walk today

by some gang shit November 15, 2025

happy

"happy" in this context means you have a wank during an activity or action

Tom had a happy walk today.

by some gang shit November 15, 2025