baby birding

using peanut butter to lubricate ones hand for anal fist-ing

After baby birding that guy the other night my hand looked just like a freshly hatched bird

by discodecepticon October 6, 2016

birdwatching

Refers to a particular bird: the swallow. In reference to the above definition.

Birdwatching will cost you extra.

by Xylenz August 20, 2004

Birdbox

When a woman digitally penetrates her own rectum during vaginal intercourse while watching a Sandra Bullock film.

My boyfriend and I had a super hot birdbox session when The Blindside was on HBO last night.

by Dreadmullet December 29, 2018

Birds and the bees

when your kids ready for the birds and bees .DADDY?"Yes son?" Why is mommys tummy so big. Son its time you learn about the dick and vagina monster. When daddy has feelings for mommy he whips out the penis monster and puts it in vagina monster. Its called fertilization son. Put in mind this is when the our kid is around 9 or 10. Son after 9 months we will have a new family member who will either be your younger sister or brother.

Hey son today imma teach you about the birds and the bees

by Tipzilla November 12, 2018

Birdman

A person that has calls a rape with a minor 'not a crime'.

Guys, we don't need a birdman being on social media when little kids are on.

by Commander8750 December 22, 2018

The birdie sign

After a hard nite on the dance floor and a trip home with whore/male slut get out before the birds begin to sing! The birds usually appear around 600am in Holyland area of belfast

“…if you don’t leave before the birds begin to sing, you have to lay all day with this minger, you meet the house mates, eat breakfast, snuggle all day, arrange another date, leave with a kiss and inherit an STI…..”


QUOTE FROM: C.Pell (2005) Steps towards casual and uncommitted sex. Hormone Research Paper. Queens University Belfast.

go on the rip, get loaded, put beer goggles on and fancy a bit of lovin!

by ostrich one May 22, 2005

birdman

Noun: A person who looks like a bird.
Verb: making "ca-CRAW" sounds in quiet social situations, making the moment as awkward for other participants as humanly possible.
Adjective: A hobo who amuses him/herself by making bird noises in time to the music of street buskers.
Adjective: A girl who enjoys thai food, crawing at strangers, and dressing like a highlighter.

"That hobo is a real birdman"

by bella birdman August 23, 2006