After a hard nite on the dance floor and a trip home with whore/male slut get out before the birds begin to sing! The birds usually appear around 600am in Holyland area of belfast
“…if you don’t leave before the birds begin to sing, you have to lay all day with this minger, you meet the house mates, eat breakfast, snuggle all day, arrange another date, leave with a kiss and inherit an STI…..”
QUOTE FROM: C.Pell (2005) Steps towards casual and uncommitted sex. Hormone Research Paper. Queens University Belfast.
“…if you don’t leave before the birds begin to sing, you have to lay all day with this minger, you meet the house mates, eat breakfast, snuggle all day, arrange another date, leave with a kiss and inherit an STI…..”
QUOTE FROM: C.Pell (2005) Steps towards casual and uncommitted sex. Hormone Research Paper. Queens University Belfast.
by ostrich one May 20, 2005
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