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No Simp Year

So we had "No Simp September" and "No Simp September" But next year is "No Simp Year" It's for both genders, if you lose, oh well. You can't simp for fictional, or real life people.
Boy : Hey girl you lookin fineee.
Girl : Um, you just lost No Simp Year!
Boy: What's that?
Girl: It's a challenge where both genders can't simp for a year!
by no simp something person October 4, 2020
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Simp

ranmaru
ranmaru, from your turn to die, is a simp, and you cannot deny it.
by angry jellyfish :] July 30, 2023
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Simp

“Oh yeah, I’m a simp.”

“Bro, you’re pathetic. You’re really out here doing everything for a girl just get some vagina?”

“No. I’m a sniper monkey.”
by Redthewarrior July 11, 2023
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Simp

Possessiveness, it comes from the word pimp, but it is simp because the simp uses the partner for validation and constantly needs sexual reassurance to avoid feelings insecure, the partner needs to finds the simp sexually attractive, that is why the simp lies and brags about what they give and do for their partner, so that other people think highly, when desired by more, the simp feels more secure but in reality, only shares with the partner and isolates, takes, the simp only says gives to make the simp desirable and attractive and everyone believes the fairytale and thinks the partner is worthless, not interested, without knowing who the simp is because the simp disappears everytime the simp has a partner.
The simp is a real bro, he has breast to fondle and a p*ssy to cum, he pitied his friend, and he wanted his ex to get a bf, that is why he made secret nudes without her consent and sended to his narc friend for a blind date. It cost the simp 40000 to escape prison.
by Citycouncillight November 27, 2020
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Simp

*Noel enters Eng 369*
Timmy: "Yo its the simp that knows people's favourite flowers"
by youknowwhothisispussy January 1, 2021
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SIMP

A SIMP is a Twat that gives money to a Twitch Twat because they think it gives them a chance of having the sex.

Usually, but not always male.
BRO!!!!!! Did you see this? That simp just gave her a $9,001 donation!!!

It's over 9,000!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
by WarriorMan256 November 17, 2020
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Simp

Jamie and jack are treating women above there friends in order to get the sweet punana
Freddie: callum, why are jack and Jamie being simps

Callum: they need to smash
by Idk12345654321 April 21, 2020
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