Jocko taco

The best taco in the world. I love you summer

Wifes pussy is the Jocko taco. What's for dinner?.......Jocko tacos?

by Useless ex husband June 26, 2023

Taco Bell wine

Wine sold at Taco Bell.

When life could not feel any more weird, Jalapeño Noir is the name of the new Taco Bell wine, available only in Canada.

by Monkey's Dad September 15, 2020

kiddo taco

When kids are at an arena or crowd event and while either standing, sitting, or climbing around, somehow gets folded up into the seat.

Brooklyn was standing on the seat to watch a hockey fight, but she was standing too far back on the chair, and became a kiddo taco.

by d mom kiwi April 02, 2022

French Taco

A French Taco is when you bend your partner over the couch and have him or her shit taco bell out while you use your tongue to push it back in repeatedly.

Yo, Bro! Kyle gave heather a French taco last night.

by PussyKiller696968 May 01, 2019

Crack taco

The state of recovery after a long weekend of gay bars and unlocked doors, and pool
parties.

I am a total Crack taco after Palm Springs Pride.

by NopeNah November 08, 2019

Taco Town

An all-female gathering or party.

This party is a taco town! Where are the dudes at?

by brolapsed February 10, 2010

Taco the apple cart

When the scrotum is grabbed, folded in half and then stepped on.

Dude, I asked Tommy to taco the apple cart and he called me a bastard.

by Aemorris April 02, 2011