Shit Ricky!

an exclamation that may be directed towards any situation ever, no one knows why but it just always works

Person 1: "Whoa! That guy just got decapitated!"
Person 2: "Shit Ricky!"

by ghjfdddd July 1, 2016

Shit tick

A shit tick is someone who feeds off of negative energy and drama. A shit tick is a scummy person that you DO NOT want to spend your days with.

“Karen is such a shit tick...she is always in everyone’s drama.”

by Mikki<3 April 7, 2019

shit mystery

When you take the smallest shit, but you have to wipe for 30 minutes to get all the shit out.

Mark can't go to my wedding because of the shit mystery.

by DatFag February 28, 2014

genius shit

A genius shit is when you take you work/laptop with you to the toilet to carry on working whilst you shit to optimise working to shitting times.

Dave took a genius shit last night to get his work done, he came up with some really good stuff

by RKellyR April 20, 2016

Shit-Post

a post on the internet, with the goal of humor with unrelated, seemingly nonsensical off-topic themes. Often having no predictable narrative and being funny only since its confusing nature.

"Yeah, this joke doesnt make sense."
"That's because its a shit-post."

by Noctone April 6, 2023

shit spewing

poop running or squirting out of your butt.
or
words just flying out of your mouth.

Girl: Are you ok in there?
Other Girl: I had shit spewing out of me. (diarrhea)
or
Girl: You are fat.
Boy: Why does shit spew out of your mouth?

by waldnerdd July 3, 2008

Murder that shit

To aggressively and consensually destroy someone sexually.

He pushed her up against the wall and proceeded to murder that shit until she orgasmed so hard her legs ceased to function correctly.

by Echo4Romeo May 23, 2021