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Off your nut

Someone who decides to take something way to far for a laugh from his mates. For example Fezza

Jumped off his parents roof with a spear when he was 16 and ended up in the hospital laughing he is off his nut
Off your nut
by Sick lad Pablo May 28, 2022
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Post nut clarity

That sober or relaxed feeling some people get after busting a nut or otherwise having an orgasm. Horny feelings are all gone for a while and you think with a fresh mindset.
"this dude is so down bad, he needs some of that post nut clarity"
"I was getting so frustrated until I decided to get some post nut clarity, now I'm relaxed as hell, man"
"How is he finding such good moves? Must be that post nut clarity."
"I was thinking of messaging my ex until I got some post nut clarity, now I realize I was just horny."
by speedyNEET May 30, 2022
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milky nut sauce

A more classy version of describing semen
After rigorous activity he covered my face in milky nut sauce, what a delicacy.
by TurdHearder69 November 17, 2020
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Off Brand Nuts

A term used to describe when somebody has had damage to their testicles and they had to be repaired via an operation.
Stacy: How was your date with Brad last night?
Brittany: We didn't end up doing it cause he just had surgery, he has off brand nuts
Stacy: That sucks
by bagging dog November 25, 2020
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white pussy nuts

White girl crazy. A unique realm of madness only white women are capable of conjuring.
White Pussy Nuts…

Always keeps you on your toes.
by ScreamingMonkey May 16, 2023
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pee on your nuts

A figurative term meaning to have a small penis. Usually used as an insult.
Tough guy #1: "I can bench press 275. What's up now?"
Tough guy #2: "Whatever man, I can clean 200!"
Tough guy #1: "Well I can do 20 pullups!"
Normal guy: "All right guys, quit arguing about whose dick is smaller. At the end of the day, you both still pee on your nuts."
by Nicholas D March 9, 2009
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Nut Ass Bitch

A girl who is seemingly normal, but upon talking to her, you realize she is actually crazy, weird, spazzy or all around unpleasant to talk to.
"God damn, Allie's pretty hot"
"Definitely. Too bad she's a nut ass bitch"
by No Asshole February 18, 2009
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