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.exe creepypasta

if it exists, there’s an .exe creepypasta of it. NO EXPECTIONS!
I swear i saw Bob make an .exe creepypasta of himself!
by nutsacktickler69 May 18, 2024
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Malevelon Creek

Vietnam but for gamers.

Malevelon Creek is a planet located in the Severin sector in Helldivers 2 that saw a ton of fighting against the automatons during February but was eventually lost. It became infamous in the community for its intense resistance and Vietnam war like environment. It was gloriously retaken on April 3rd as part of Operation Swift Disassembly.
"Oh god I'm having flashbacks.."
"Flashbacks of what?"
"Malevelon Creek flashbacks.."
by isntdylanvibing July 25, 2024
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The creeper's formula

= (Man's age) + 14 - 2 * (Woman's age) is the creepers formula. It calculates the number of years a creep has to wait before a woman is within the socially acceptable age range to date, according to the "Half Plus Seven" rule.

Ordinarily say if a man is 36, the woman has to be at least "Half Plus Seven", meaning 25. That's fine, but what if the man is a 36 year old creeper and he meets a 20 year old he wants to date. He can't. He has to wait a certain number of years until she's within the "Half Plus Seven" range.

That's when you use the above formula.

So if the guy is 36, first you add 14. That gives you 50. Next you subtract twice her age (40) and subtract that from 50, you get i10. That means he have to wait 10 years.

Let's test this out.

The 36 year old creep, in 10 years will be 46
The 20 year old girl, in 10 years will be 30.

Validating with the Half Plus Seven rule: Half of 46 is 23, plus 7 is 30. Voila!
Alice: I'm only 20. You're 36. I'm too young for you.
Bob: Well, according to the creeper's formula we can date in ten years.
Alice: bet
by artist6000 December 18, 2024
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Power creep

"Power creep" is a term used when new releases of characters are too strong. Making previous characters
"Man, the new characters in this game are too overpowered. The power creep in this game is insane."
by Power creep January 27, 2025
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mountain creek

A ski resort in New Jersey where the lines are longer than the trails, the food is pricier than the lift tickets, and the only thing more plentiful than the potholes in the parking lot is the attitude of the locals. Don't worry, the 45-minute wait to get on the 2-minute chairlift is totally worth it for the breathtaking views of the Jersey suburbs.

North (aka Vernon Peak) and South. North is where you'll find the drunk 30-50 year old rich New York City parents, sipping champagne and complaining about the lack of artisanal coffee options while their kid is off in a $200 ski lesson. It's like a real-life game of ' Skiing and Sipping,' where the goal is to see how many craft beers you can drink while still managing to stumble back to your Audi Q7 in one piece.
Meanwhile, South is where the real party's at – or at least, that's what the even drunker 15-25 year old snowboarders will tell you. It's like a never-ending rave, minus the music and plus a lot of spilled Natty Light. So if you're looking for a skiing experience that's a little bit like being in a bad MTV reality show, but without the convenience of being able to just change the channel, then Mountain Creek Resort is the place for you!
"bro lets hit up mountain creek this weekend!"

"nah bro I value my bones too much for that"
by causjdror January 29, 2025
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Battle Creek handjob

A Battle Creek handjob is when your getting a handjob while simultaneously fingering your own ass hole
yeah I got me a Battle Creek handjob behind the bowling alley
by ilovejay222 March 9, 2025
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Robert Creedleson

Absolute melt of an irish-man
"Hey have you seen that 'Robert Creedleson' fellow."

Yeah he's very strange isn't he.
by Roberta69 April 7, 2025
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