ball emptier

Having full sex to remove the sperm that wanking doesn't reach.

Eeewwwww did you fuck Clare
Yeah it was just a ball emptier.

by Johnluvscrack April 17, 2017

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Ball tracks

Remnants of feces left on the toilet seat from the man's balls and taint

you left ball tracks on my toilet seat

by Kallen89 April 20, 2017

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balls jupiter

nickname for any guy you see in shorts with testicles exposed

Aw fuck, did you see balls Jupiter over there?
(Gags violently)

by yursh22 May 17, 2017

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Dad Balls

When you testicles start shrinking at the thought of having more children. Woman get "mom brain" which makes them stupid and Dad's get "Dad Balls" the older the kids get and the more kids they have.

My coworker said "I have mom brain" to which I said, "yeah, well I have Dad Balls."
-author (RBV )

by Vishnoogle May 19, 2017

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Tastes like rotten balut, smells like a homeless man's feet and looks like raisins.

Women have died when exposed to Filipino balls. OSHA has declined to regulate them. It is legal and recommended that if you come across Filipino balls that you immediately douse them in gasoline and set them on fire.

The man with Filipino balls tried to kill me.

by Maayhem May 25, 2017

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