Hakimi's Law 

This is a practice in which a wealthy man transfers his income and net worth to the name of a close relative to prevent financial exploitation by women who marry for the sole purpose of gaining financial benefits from a premeditated divorce.

I don't trust my girlfriend, Natasha. She loves money a lot. If we get married, I am considering applying Hakimi's Law to protect my financial assets.

Hakimi's Law by Gerald NMT April 14, 2023

Early 2010's 

A time period spanning from 2010-2014, and in some cases, 2015. This era felt quite different from 2016 and beyond in terms of music, movies, the internet, video games, memes, creativity, and politics. Also, the amount of bs from people being significantly less common back then. Why social media did become more popular within around 2014 and definitely 2015, it wasn't as prominent as it is now.

I miss the early 2010's so much. I just can't stand all this crappy music and idiots online right now.

Early 2010's by Mr. Outcast May 26, 2021

Cyoubx's Friends 

Cancerous group on Facebook about Rubik's Cubes

yo dude the admins on cyoubx's friends suck lmao

Cyoubx's Friends by Rowe Hessler September 15, 2016

Dementor's Kiss 

this is when you are making out with your significant other and you casually put your hands on their cheeks, but then quickly plug their nose and try to suck the air out of their lungs.

Dame: mmm baby I do love makin out with you

Fella: your lips are so soft, I could do this all night

Dame: c'mere closer

Fella: what you got in mind for me

Dame: (sucking in) Haaaaaarrrryyyy Pottterrrrr

Fella: GASP GASP I do hate the Dementor's Kiss

Dementor's Kiss by RJ_MacReady February 6, 2012

Hoodie's Law 

When a comrade attempts to give evidence to support their claim, that evidence will invariably result in supporting the claim of their capitalist opposition.

All commies fall to Hoodie's Law

Hoodie's Law by Awesomsaurus Rekts June 19, 2017

i.l.y.s.m.b.i.d.k.h.t.t.y.b.i.k.y.d.l.m.b 

“I love you so much but I don’t know how to tell you because I know you don’t love me back.”

me: i.l.y.s.m.b.i.d.k.h.t.t.y.b.i.k.y.d.l.m.b
her: what does that mean
me: nvm

i.l.y.s.m.b.i.d.k.h.t.t.y.b.i.k.y.d.l.m.b by P A I N August 17, 2020

Nogtard's Tongue 

The largest member of the slug family, a slimy purple beast weighing over 4 pounds. This species is believed to have a world population of one, the individual in question residing in the mouth of a fat black moron known as Nogtard. It is force-fed a diet of Sargent's apple pies, Hill's ginger biscuits and Smart Price vanilla ice cream.

You can keep your tarantulas, pythons and grizzlies. The most fearsome, disgusting creature in the world is Nogtard's Tongue.

Nogtard's Tongue by by kenny spoffo-grumpbeetle August 1, 2009