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Zamboni

a sexual act, Canadian in nature; 5 star difficulty due to preparation and follow through. Setting: iced pond with fresh snow. Preparation: obtain four standard sized cafeteria trays, cover with honey and place on top of ice surface. One must lore his woman/ man down to the ice outside and begin to have sexual intercourse in the doggie style position. As the woman/man begins to get in the doggie style position, be sure to have her/ him place their hands and knees on the cafeteria trays, and the honey will adhere the hands & knees to the trays. When the man has completed, he can push the woman/man away to the center of the ice, and as she/he attempts to keep their balance they begin to clean the snow from the ice. Grab your skates, stick and puck- play some hockey boys.
"Eh fellas, I'm going to take the woman down by the pond tonight and give her the ole' zamboni." "Take off, eh!" "Yeah ya hoser. I'm gonna do it, so be ready for a pick up game on clean ice fellas!
by FMA.memories.PSU October 15, 2010
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zamick

steve is such a zamick
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Zamara

She is a very loving person. She is everyone’s best friend while she could be stubborn.She loves the outdoors and is very active. She usually has brown hair straight or wavy. She is always talkative and hyper. If you notice she is also beautiful. If you meet one of these you have to be thankful for having this person in your life. She is funny and will make you roll on the floor.
Zamara-a persons name they are given at birth /adjective
by Zamara May 17, 2018
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Zaman

Rian lover, love to date Chaldeans and tries to convert them to Islam. Also loves to shop at places like Q and Q love.
Omg I wanna turn that fine ass chaldo Muslim ~Zaman
by Bootycheecks96 October 19, 2019
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zambi

im gonna be blaxing on some zambi tonight you down?
by C4d2u0bz October 17, 2010
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zamfi

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zamboner ride

Having a girl sit on your lap while you do laps on the Zamboni. Can also include sex on the Zamboni.
Hey baby, why don't you stop by the rink later on and I'll give you a Zamboner Ride.
by ElMonoDelMar August 29, 2007
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