Zach LaVine

The best shooter and dunker of all time, beats Jordan as best bulls guard.

Zach LaVine is a GOAT!!!

by Curry King 123 March 9, 2021

Zach Jones

A Marijuana smoking genius, defined as one of the best looking men as far as history can go back, this man has the most tallent and ambition than most people, he rarely fights but when he does faces are permanently damaged. he can be a lazy bastard but that is his only flaw. his touch with women is orgasmic, never once described as "OK" or "Kidna Good" its always "FANTASTIC" or "The Best Ive Ever Had". He only Hangs out with fly people and PIMP'S, But he is considered "KING PIMP". always well dressed and smells like marijuana smoke or cherry scented vagina. Its known to be good luck to pull down his pants and suck his penis, unless you get smacked in the mouth kuz your ugly. he has vanquished any obstacle in his path and always will. If you meet someone with this name you must bow as if he was a god because he is similar to a god.

Zach Jones is the best looking pimp, with the biggest dick.

by mr.mackwithabigsack February 3, 2012

Zach Attack

(V) Though the name suggests violence, it is an action of truth and love inspired only by people as groovy as Zach's. The process of screaming to, jumping out at, and randomly hugging a Zach.

(Friend of Zach): *sees Zach* ZACH ATTACK!!!!!!!! *jump and hug*

by katiegee7777789 November 24, 2010

Zach munger

guy with a 16 inch dick.

I went to go have sex with him and he had a Zach munger.

by tigerfan100002 October 17, 2008

zach is a simp

zach is a simp

zach is a simp

by catpatter40000 May 12, 2020

Zach Herron

headass— stupid but we still love him

“Everyone knows how stupid Zach Herron is.”

by bagleesbagels via twitter June 1, 2018

Zach and Mia

Endgame. Zach and Mia are so in love to the point others are jelly. Zach and Mia are the power couple with a ship name Mach. This relationship is incredibly rare and if soulmates were a thing they are a living example. Nothing could ever break them apart even 1700 miles. Mia is deeply in love with Zach and he can't even comprehend how she feels. Zach is a cute redhead and mia is a curly-haired brunette and those combos always go amazinger together. I LOVE YOU ZACH!

Person 1: Is that Zach and Mia?
Person 2: Yeah it is, they were made for each other!

Person 1:

by That..One...Person October 18, 2022