Waffle Twat

To be used as a replacement for "Douche Bag".

A waffle twat can be any annoying person, from the frat boy at the bar dry humping some girl's leg, to your boss who won't leave you alone.

Man, that frat boy thinks he's so cool. What a waffle twat.

by hoozat?! February 15, 2010

The Waffle Stompers

Band from New Jersey that stands for ALL that is ska.

Makes you wanna start skanking within the first 3 seconds.

Did you guys see The Waffle Stompers last night at the HHVFW?

Hell yea man, they were awesome! We skanked all night!

by ericplayzbass92 May 26, 2010

waffle house

to be left in bed with covers that equal the size of a waffle house napkin.

Damn, last night Holly rolled all the covers up around her and left me with nothing almost, she waffle housed me.

by Russell Pridgen January 12, 2008

ass waffle

The process of spreading your ass cheeks and closing them onto someones nose, and then sharting a little bit.

" HAHAHAHAHA... Last night at my friend's sleep over, I gave someone an ass waffle"

by Skitterbon pancakes January 25, 2012

wafflegod

Wafflegod is the god of all waffles, and her presence makes 10 year old boys horny around her. The only reason she has survived this long on the internet is through rumors of her actually being a 6 year old boy.

TheBluefly: I tried to have sex with Wafflegod, but she kicked me in the groin.

by MinecraftKing101 July 5, 2017

rawffle waffle

Derived from the original internet term "rofl", rawffle is a derivation used to express laughter or amusement, and the tag "waffle" is used for extra emphasis.

Jedil: Smogon lost
Psyber Kayos: LOL Rawffle Waffle

by Psyber Kayos August 10, 2006

the waffle house

The act of pouring syrup all over your partner's naked body and using it as a lubricant for intercourse.

Last night Sarah and I did the Waffle House; it was a sticky disaster!

by Zebrapower January 25, 2015