Finna woke

Finna meaning 'going to' and woke as in 'past wake' put together, going to past wake.

You wanna know what really Jennas my Marbles? How finna woke Pam is.

by Jadynisc00l May 20, 2018

woke walker

Derived from the Game of thrones character White Walker, Woke Walker refers to the plague of Karen’s destroying the world with their insanely insensible far left views that are hypocritically destroying the world.

That woke walkers wearing two masks outside

by e1ixirpatr0lman April 28, 2022

Woke religion

If the woke religion is a bastard child how are you not the tapeworm infesting the kids bowels?

Hym "If it is a woke religion that they are just as entitled to it as you are to your narcissistic dogma."

by Hym Iam July 17, 2023

Woke-aholic

People drunk on wokeness

The woke-aholic people we’re drunk on their power to define racism.

by SJ75418 September 2, 2021

Woke-nap

A) When you take a nap and wake up woke in Elmo's world, b) the time you spend in such a warped reality

Going schlüffen? Be careful not to fall into the woke-nap trap. Woketopia will soon implode.

by Sexydimma March 18, 2022

Woke Vet

A veteran, usually peacetime service and a desk flyer, who acts as though the fact they served with minorities makes them a expert on racial or gender problems. They often are seen on Facebook starting sentences with “My best friend in the Navy was Hispanic/Black/Asian/Gay/Bi…” They than proceed to lecture everyone with stories that are 95% bull shit about how their supposed friend “opened their eyes.” A Woke Vet differs from a Bro Vet in that Bro Vets use their service to get a “Thank you” from conservatives whereas Woke Vets use their service to score brownie points among left leaning circles.

Ryan was pretty normal in the service, but ever since his EAS he’s become such a Woke Vet

by Aknut47 May 30, 2022

Woke fragility

When a woke person says something ridiculous and you push back against them, and then they react by calling you names and refusing to debate.

Alice: All white people are racist.
Bob: Wait, isn't that a racist thing to say?
Alice: Your refusal to understand just proves that you're a racist!
Jane: Sounds like Alice is experiencing woke fragility.

by itinerant_arbuthnot October 10, 2022