JON DOE - Dude I'm Telling you Jorge Don't go out with shayna she's a double winder.
JORGE- Dude No She''s not so quit your shit.
*1 week and 1/2 later*
JORGE- Dude she cheated on me
JON DOE- i fucking told you dumbass
JORGE- Dude No She''s not so quit your shit.
*1 week and 1/2 later*
JORGE- Dude she cheated on me
JON DOE- i fucking told you dumbass
by STR8IISLAUGHTER July 18, 2009
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DAVE: I went to a hotel the other night, it cost over £1000 per night with the finest silk sheets and caviar, there was a bottle of champagne in the room with a box of the most expensive chocolates. we had lobster from room service a a glass of Louis XVI Brandy at £100 a shot. Then we had hot sex all night which finished with her having no back doors left..
Stan: Thats amazing did you enjoy it?
Dave: No it was Shit!!!!! Winge winge winge..
Stan: Fuck me not another expensive winge.
Stan: Thats amazing did you enjoy it?
Dave: No it was Shit!!!!! Winge winge winge..
Stan: Fuck me not another expensive winge.
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My boyfriend blew air into my vagina as hard as he could and suddenly a spritz of queef splashed his face. He then jumped back and exclaimed, "You windexed me!"
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