Skip to main content

You are the shit that the flies don't want to eat

An insult used on someone who is so worthless that if that person was a pile of shit, flies would stray off it.
Amy: I only slept with him cuz you are terrible in bed Jared, he's much better than you, you loser.
Jared: Amy, you know what? Go fuck yourself, You are the shit that the flies don't want to eat , and i hope you die sad and alone.
You are the shit that the flies don't want to eat mug front
Get the You are the shit that the flies don't want to eat mug.
See more merch

I don't want to ruin our friendship 

Means that there is no way in hell that they'd even think about going out with you.
Of cour Iyou're an amazing person and I'm really flattered that you've considered asking me out, but...I don't want to ruin our friendship.

think what you want 

A phrase used by assholes to make you question what you know.
I've never lied to you, but think what you want.
think what you want by Imnotdumb12 February 12, 2017

Do you want a slap?

Do you want a slap? - Figure of speech, said to emote a feeling of frustration. Similar figures of speech are "Are you on crack?"
1. Used when someone is acting out of control.
2. When someone is not acting themselfs.
1. Why are you burning napkins in a restaurant? Do you want a slap? Whats wrong with you.
2. Thats not like you to steal from your friends mother. Do you want a slap?
Do you want a slap? by Emma Robertson September 23, 2005

All you want 

As much as one would like. Often disapprovingly.
1. - I dont see her behind your back.

- Lie all you want, I saw her message in your phone.

2. You can eat all you want.
All you want by Lonewolfie April 30, 2019

not want 

to show extreme distaste for or to not want
Tom- i am going to make your asshole sore

Kyle- not want!