Frivolous Wokeness

Being woke about anything and everything. Overextended wokeism. When being woke reaches a level that's just annoying and has no real purpose or value.
Them bitch-ass fools are engaged in frivolous wokeness.
by Pajarrabias November 25, 2022
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Woke signal

Commonly mistaken for the “Shaka” sign the woke signal is commonly used by virtue signalling celebrities to show off how cool they are and to assign themselves to “the message”.

The thumb and pinkie finger are extended to create a W which means woke in signal language..
Anything Brie Larson does

“That guy (insert any name I.e Matt) is so woke (person mentioned throws up the woke signal and unicorns and rainbows appear)”

Sorry this is not the Shaka sign get woke!
by DishyElephant August 17, 2021
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woke walker

Derived from the Game of thrones character White Walker, Woke Walker refers to the plague of Karen’s destroying the world with their insanely insensible far left views that are hypocritically destroying the world.
That woke walkers wearing two masks outside
by e1ixirpatr0lman April 29, 2022
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Woke Right

People who fall under the conservative label that advocates for the progressive values in the Bible.
“I have not been canceled by the Woke Left, but the Woke Right.”
by JamesTcuck December 07, 2021
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Woke Vet

A veteran, usually peacetime service and a desk flyer, who acts as though the fact they served with minorities makes them a expert on racial or gender problems. They often are seen on Facebook starting sentences with “My best friend in the Navy was Hispanic/Black/Asian/Gay/Bi…” They than proceed to lecture everyone with stories that are 95% bull shit about how their supposed friend “opened their eyes.” A Woke Vet differs from a Bro Vet in that Bro Vets use their service to get a “Thank you” from conservatives whereas Woke Vets use their service to score brownie points among left leaning circles.
Ryan was pretty normal in the service, but ever since his EAS he’s become such a Woke Vet
by Aknut47 May 30, 2022
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Woke Knight

A person (usually a white woman) that takes offense on behalf of another group and stands up for them, even though the group involved never asked to be defended or were offended in any way.
Person 1: And here is a picture of me in a Kimono when I went to a wedding in Japan.
Person 2: That is incredibly offensive that you did that. Do you know what cultural appropriation is? You cannot wear the clothing of other cultures.
Person 1: I was actually given this and asked to wear it by my friend. Everyone there was really happy to see me wearing it and I was given a lot of compliments. Emily, you are not Japanese, and haven't even been to Japan, who are you to say that I cant wear this when over a hundred Japanese people expressed joy in me taking part in their culture? What are you, some sort of woke knight?
by Lacsev February 23, 2023
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woke-wank

A gesture, speech or outburst from a highly motivated member of the elitist wokerati.
Here we go again, lefties having a woke-wank.
I will not be woke-wanked on this one!
by garethc January 28, 2023
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