Valentine's Day Tree

A tree one displays in one's living room in the middle of February. Generally, very similar to a Christmas tree, but much drier. Ideally decorated with small scraps of tinsel, but having a complete set of Christmas ornaments is acceptable. An alternate method of display is to lay it on its side in the front yard.

The proper method of celebrating a Valentine's Day Tree is to stay at least 3 feet away from it and not make eye contact.

A 4th of July tree is very similar, only with brown needles instead of green.

"Welcome to my place. Uh, please ignore the Valentine's Day Tree. It won't mind"

by Al Benedict February 5, 2008

Valentime's Day

Malapropism of Valentine's Day: usually heard in the environments where strong cultural education is non-existent.

"So, what are you doin' this year for Valentime's Day?"

by Proxunum November 5, 2012

Valentines Day

AKA International 'crying and masturbating' day.

It's Valentines Day, so I'll have a little wank and a little cry.

by Crunch Buckets February 9, 2008

valeria

valeria is an amazing girl. she fucks with everyone except the hoes. Most of the time she starts drama. Sometimes its true but sometimes she makes them up just for fun. Valeria is crazy if you ever met one i wish you luck because she is really crazy but you would be very lucky to have her in your life . Her life may be complicated and she would have many secrets . But she always has a reason for that.

brianna: i am so lucky i have valeria

emily:i wish she was my friend

jessica: valeria has great taste in clothes

jordan: damn valeria is crazyy

by **ChErRy** May 27, 2018

Valentin

A very handsome Ukrainian man who has great moral values. He cared about everyone around him and anyone he meets. He loves everyone and inspires many. He holds family and respect first. He’s an amazing, hot, and beautiful man inside and out.

Be like Valentin!

by Chmerkovskey March 4, 2019

Valeria

A person who is quite the eye-catching and unique individual. Very cool, unlike most.

Hey, mom, can I be Valeria when I'm older?
Tim, that girl's cute, but she's not a Valeria.

by servin'bacon February 18, 2011

Valerie Lim

- Form of Valerius.
Is a creative female name that is Latin originated and means to be happy and strong. And Lim is a very common last name that originates from Malaysia.
The words Valerie + Lim together creates a meaning of happy strong malaysian.
People with the name should be treated repectivly.

Chad - man! did you see that new girl's name? It's Valerie Lim
Andre - yeah, I wish my girlfriend's name was that, cause she'd be a happy strong malaysian!

by Proffessor Chiu April 6, 2009