Valdesed

When one is playing in goal in football, and a shot is too accurate and too powerful for you to even attempt at diving for it. It was originated from Victor Valdes.

(Callum shoots)
(Rory is beaten and doesn't dive for it)
David: "Noooo...you just got Valdesed..."

by cfabw September 13, 2011

Vadering

The act off shining a light on your penis, in a dark room to project the head of your penis on a wall. By doing this you will have the result of a "Darth Vader Helmet" on your wall.

Dude last night I was so hard so I started vadering on my wall. It was awesome

by Weekeleeks April 1, 2015

vader

To grab images from a website for your own use.

Dude, that gif utterly rocks! I'm gonna vader it for my sig.

by Stephen Ritger January 19, 2008

Vadge badge

When a girl sends a guy a picture of her vagina so instead of dick pic it's *vadge badge*

Dude 1: bro Nicole just sent me a vadge badge
Dude 2: sweeeeet

by Captain stabbin' August 15, 2015

Vader Net

Having Extreamly Bad Internet

Bro Ryan and Me were trying to play GTA but his Vader Net was to bad.

by Call master December 1, 2017

vadel

A gay as fuck person who is sad and coffee addicted

“Hey Vadel get a fucking life”

by Gay-fruit-loop October 20, 2019

Valdemar Kovalionok

Person who is being secretly watched.

Jack: I’m stalking Emily’s Instagram. Today I want to go after her to hers house.
Kris: Oh, so we can call her “Valdemar Kovalionok”

by Kolyalol November 8, 2021