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oliver twist

The breaking of a penis, in four easy steps:

1. Hold (the shaft of the penis firmly with your hand or hands)
2. Twist (the shaft of the penis, clockwise or counter-clockwise)
3. Wait for the pop (keep on twisting until you do)
4. Pull (to successfully break a penis!)

Especially useful in situations of sexual assault or rape.

Use this knowledge wisely and with care.
In explaining to all of her friends how to give an oliver twist, all of her guy-friends closed their eyes, held their genitals, and outwardly expressed how painful such a maneuver would be while her girl-friends nodded with thanks for the useful information.
by watchoutboys January 15, 2010
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Twisted Whiskers

Animals with hugely misshapened body parts, such as feet, eyes, grins, etc.

Usually found on greeting cards or the like with a witty comment about their ailment.
This Twisted Whiskers calendar has a picture of a cat with a screwed up grin that says "Let a smile be your umbrella... but plan on getting soaked." for April...
by another_freak May 1, 2005
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Twisted Teas

Don't mistake the looks of the cans into thinking its beer, it's not! Kids with names like Cole or Brad who like to vape and take snapchats drink these things.
"Hey brad have you seen my twisteds?" "I don't know Cole but I saw the Girl Scout girls walking past the house with a case in their hand you could ask them"

"It's a vape and twisted teas night, full send boys! Blackout night!"
by Rjehh May 24, 2018
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Twist-A-Pipe

The long tube looking pipe with a ball end that Hemet, CA kids (and tweakers world wide) light and twist to smoke their crack rocks.
Tom Cruise needs to lay off that twist-a-pipe fo sho!
by Tom&Lindsay December 27, 2008
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thot twist

When you find out ur daughter is a stripper.
Latavius: Dude, I went to da club to see sum girls and I saw my own dang daughter!
Bernice: THOT TWIST!!!
by NoTaFaN923 June 6, 2018
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Fist and Twist

It is a simple procedure that sometimes initiates labour, reducing the risk of babies being born over the due date (42 weeks of pregnancy). A fist and twist releases hormones which prepares the cervix for birth and sometimes initiates labour.
Adj was booked in for a second fist and twist after the Dr's first outing had not satisfied her.
by lozt.again October 31, 2017
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Twisted sisters

Twisted sisters is similar to eskimo brothers, But when 2 girls have slept with the same guy or more. But have not slept with eachother. They remain friends after sharing the same twisted member
Her and I are "twisted sisters" after we both slept with Chaz.
by Ranger karl December 9, 2019
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