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Another name for soccer. (futbol) given because the game consists of everyone running around for about an hour and a half and no one scores.
by reeldude43 November 1, 2011
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Derek is so twilight in his new Christmas sweater!
The Sex In The City Movie is so twilight.
Derek is so twilight in his new Christmas sweater!
The Sex In The City Movie is so twilight.
by Dogma71 December 18, 2008
Get the So Twilight mug.To eat a girl's pussy when she's having her period. Inspired by the poorly conceived, but hugely successful phenom of a recycled vampire series called Twilight.
David: "Yo, that chick has a V that won't quit!"
Dean: "Dude, I heard she's having her period."
David: "Man, I don't give a fuck I'll go twilight on that shit."
Shauna: "Gurl how was your date last night?"
Jenna: "I'm tellin' you I was riding the cotton pony but he went straight twilight on my pussy!"
Dean: "Dude, I heard she's having her period."
David: "Man, I don't give a fuck I'll go twilight on that shit."
Shauna: "Gurl how was your date last night?"
Jenna: "I'm tellin' you I was riding the cotton pony but he went straight twilight on my pussy!"
by whyte chocolate April 25, 2010
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People who have Twilight-Phobia are called Twilight-phobic
People who have Twilight-Phobia are called Twilight-phobic
by Shandi0104 December 17, 2008
Get the Twilight-Phobia mug.A poorly written piece of literature that somehow ended on the Bestsellers list. Composed in a four-set series (soon to be five), the saga follows the difficulties that Mary-Sue (Bella Swan) and Gary-Stu (Edward Cullen) expirience day-to-day.
Gary-Stu is a "dazzling", "mezmerizing", "god-like", one hundred-year-old vampire that lusts for Mary's blood. He is known to be the most beautiful creature alive, indestructable, and so fast he is a mere blur whenever he moves. However, he posses horrible, overreactive, bi-polar and manic traits that often makes the reader ponder his eccentric mood swings.
Mary-Stu, the epitome of "beautiful", is the whiny, self-centered, retortful and shallow heroine of the novels. Despite having a daughter of her own, a gorgeous, loving and selfless husband, a few cars, becoming a vampire, and a fantastic family, she is never satisfied. She has been revealed as a sex-addict.
tl;dr: The Twilight saga is nothing but horrible moral values of teenage girls, a jackpot of cliches, and 600+ pages of uneducated literature. To save a liveful of regret, please refrain from reading the series.
If you would like to read real literature, invest in classic works, such as Charles Dickens or Anna Sewell. 21st-century writers include: James Patterson, J.K. Rowling, or Cornelia Funke; all three are successful writers with real, professional talent.
Gary-Stu is a "dazzling", "mezmerizing", "god-like", one hundred-year-old vampire that lusts for Mary's blood. He is known to be the most beautiful creature alive, indestructable, and so fast he is a mere blur whenever he moves. However, he posses horrible, overreactive, bi-polar and manic traits that often makes the reader ponder his eccentric mood swings.
Mary-Stu, the epitome of "beautiful", is the whiny, self-centered, retortful and shallow heroine of the novels. Despite having a daughter of her own, a gorgeous, loving and selfless husband, a few cars, becoming a vampire, and a fantastic family, she is never satisfied. She has been revealed as a sex-addict.
tl;dr: The Twilight saga is nothing but horrible moral values of teenage girls, a jackpot of cliches, and 600+ pages of uneducated literature. To save a liveful of regret, please refrain from reading the series.
If you would like to read real literature, invest in classic works, such as Charles Dickens or Anna Sewell. 21st-century writers include: James Patterson, J.K. Rowling, or Cornelia Funke; all three are successful writers with real, professional talent.
"Isn't Twilight such a fantastic book?"
"I beg to differ. The entire series has more shit than a medieval cesspool."
" . . . Lol. Wut?"
"What I mean is, this: Any person with half-a-brain would drop it immediately. I ought to know."
"I beg to differ. The entire series has more shit than a medieval cesspool."
" . . . Lol. Wut?"
"What I mean is, this: Any person with half-a-brain would drop it immediately. I ought to know."
by B.E.V. January 16, 2009
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